LSR Notes: 9/7/20 – 9/8/20

11:17 PM 9/8/20

What if there’s a universe where O.J. Simpson didn’t murder Nicole?

Because O.J. from OUR universe killed the Nicole here and the Nicole OVER THERE, in that other universe?

And so the O.J. from OVER THERE really was set up …

(by O.J.)

What if an O.J. from another universe killed Nicole in THIS universe?

How would you even go about raising money to find that killer?

What if O.J. and A.C. had gone on a nationwide rampage?

Shooting their way out of danger?

Robbing banks and having sex with meth-head hookers and beating men to death with their bare fists?

Wouldn’t that be better than what happened?

A pirate king be borne, a land healed.

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11:14 PM 9/8/20

Having a machine gun should be banned …

EVERYONE should be expected to have at least TWO machine guns … not just A machine gun …

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10:33 PM 9/8/20

What is gravity? How does it keep the atmosphere from floating away? But my shop-vac can lift a bowling ball?

the glimulon field …

it reverberates between 15 different frequencies of DLIMBIAN energy orbs …

it sparkles the air, makes it stick to the Earth …

This is how the Leprechauns destroyed the unicorns during the Hledjumite War of 4567 BC …

(all silence for the fallen)

… and you shall be known as Landis-Throg, the Gungis-Lord of Mortoz-87 …

You will have thousands of hooker servants, armed with crystal swords and roofing hammers for hands …

When the time of DISRUPTOUS reaches its maximum, in 2033? – you will lead the Nordo-Freaks.

imagine the scabist beasts, before the time of Bruun?

imagine the busty women, wearing their torn dresses, in the hot sun …

imagine a space ship made of wax and butter and borderland shanty town rancid ass coyote dirt?

Your world is an oyster of self abuse, in such a case

Like …

If my friend murdered his ex-wife, is that bad or something?

Am I the TV freak you sucked on between yesterday and LA Law?

Take the shoe in your mouth and press it against the car door of deception, layer on some poop memories of a donkey in a black dress.

Then, ok?

you are so close

one day, when the weeble folk return from Venus?

You will be set up in a mansion and fed chicken all day long. … Chicken and bacon and all the thrombic-sauces you desire from the boiling pit of that dark hole called nowhere ville … and you are gone man.

What if I told you, that one day …

one day you will travel in a box, that will lift you up from the bottom floor, to whatever floor in a building you want to reach by pushing a button?

(what if I told you that fantastic thingy?)

What is gravity?

What is pain?

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10:14 PM 9/8/20

The grombo-freaks are screaming, chanting, yelling for plevian-cubes from the master-chimps …

Their minds rot, and their bodies are filled with crow broth and old soot from the mine factory …

They will demand their commie paradise, as they carve up babies in the alley.

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10:07 PM 9/8/20

“Once you tell the story, you no longer remember the truth.” – Dr. Freckles

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10:03 PM 9/8/20

Pearl Jam’s “Evenflow” is basically their “Aqualung” …

Lyrics …

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12:11 PM 9/8/20

“Jesus gave me a book … if only the book had a manual.” – Dr. Freckles

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Noon, 9/8/20

twitter made me think someone was angry at me today …

(but they weren’t)

I hate that ….

this is why I want to be banned.

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11:55 AM 9/8/20

People underestimate archery for modern defense …

A skilled archer is dangerous, perhaps not as dangerous as a skilled shootists … but still quite dangerous.

I think archery is an underestimated SHTF skill, along with sailing …

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10:06 AM 9/8/20

“My friends are more important than my opinions.” – Dr. Freckles

People have petty disputes, or differences of opinion …

But friends shouldn’t toss each other out over that …

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10:02 AM 9/8/20

“Dan, I just marched 2,000 of my best commie friends through your neighborhood, and we were all dressed in black, and had weapons … but why you feel threatened?”

(gee)

(I have no idea)

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9:58 AM 9/8/20

psychic tension is high …

The boss at Uncle Ike’s chewed out his employee …

THE MANAGER OF THE MARIJUANA STORE …

The bus stop was the same – mondo-freaks, wearing masks, staring at me because I didn’t have one on or threw one on when the bus arrived, a dirty bloody one.

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9:47 AM 9/8/20

Twitter is a broken or scratched or deformed lens …

Not all the time, but often.

And you end up not knowing what just happened – and it could be someone’s feelings get hurt.

And there’s no real fix for this, except Twitter might be poisonous.

(and I’ve learned this lesson)

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9:08 AM 9/8/20

All I wanted was a modest life, a modest wife …

I wanted the basics: a house, some kids, a future that wasn’t total shit.

But what I got instead was a slow steady march into a death camp …

(and that’s great)

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8:42 AM 9/8/20

Seattle feels like that time when my sister was dying of cancer, and everyone was trying to convince themselves that it wasn’t happening … most people in my family …

Seattle feels like that month and a half between 9/11/2001 and 10/31/2001 when they had the announced 20% layoffs at Rolls-Royce North America … lots of people in pretend land.

It feels like everyone believes it’s a wedding, but it’s really a funeral.

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8:32 AM 9/8/20

A nasty smoky haze over #Seattle this morning, toxic smoke from fires burning … but I’m told it’s normal.

I saw a woman riding, peddling, her bike up hill … with a mask on … I felt like calling her an idiot in the off chance that it MIGHT save her life … but no point.

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12:38 AM 9/8/20

I took the sherpa up the hill …

I left him dying in the snow …

I told him I was his bro …

I paid him in witches gold …

His life was always sold …

and I take his body and it becomes the jerky that allows me to say “I climbed that mountain” …

But it was nothing.

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6:34 PM 9/7/20

The kids are making some kind of noise outside my window …

They might be planning depraved acts of violence

or

they might be hanging out …

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6:33 PM 9/720

According to the internet?

50,000 people die, each year, from being eaten by sharks on Lake Michigan …

And half of those are because the shark had COVID-19 …

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6:29 PM 9/7/20

I’m researching sharks in Lake Michigan …

(what the hell is wrong with me?)

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5:58 PM 9/7/20

Hail Mary, The Rosary, and Mary Worship … and authentic Christianity … I have questions.

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5:33 PM 9/7/20

“Life was better when toys randomly exploded.” – Dr. Freckles

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2:29 PM 9/7/20

I think Big Foot is probably really angry …

He harbors centuries of broken promises and piss pond jokes with poop islands from the white man …

And the white man never built no CASINO for SASQUATCH!

So this anger is BIGLY and growing with the ferocity of 5 rabid cougars.

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2:25 PM 9/7/20

I don’t want to harm innocent creatures dude …

But we don’t know about Big Foot …

He could be an middle-realm beast with demon eyes, looking for victims to splay open and lay out on his worship rocks near the mountain tops late at night in winter …

Is all I’m saying.

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1:28 PM 9/7/20

Some people say #BigFoot must die …

Some people say we have to kill Sasquatch, for science … for Big Foot’s sake …

“People gotta know if there’s one … gotta kill it to be sure …”

You wonder why Big Foot hides?

You wonder why he plans to wage wookie wars against you?

The #BigFoot are prepared to wage wookie wars against us …

They have abandoned the ancient pacts, knowing that Casino chieftains have meth head dreams …

They seek red and warm gushy flesh, they shall suckle upon our bones …

The #Sasquatch will have vengeance.

(be aware)

Leonard Nimoy has a shocking voice …

He’s perfect for a show about Big Foot and Aliens …

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12:57 PM 9/7/20

I love Leonard Nimoy’s monologues in “In Search Of …”

It’s so ambiguously shocking …

“Some see this as a sign that Aliens will return … return to destroy us …” – or some such shit like that.

I love me some creepy Nimoy …

(best series ever)

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12:33 PM 9/7/20

“Good news, these days? – is GREAT NEWS!”
– Dr. Freckles

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12:03 PM 9/7/20

A strong wind is coming from the EAST …

Seattle is getting swept, the mungis grease that blows about on dried out flakes of rat feces … this is the juice of tomorrow.

“Hey, you got COLT-45?”

“Nah … Steel Case and Mickeys …”

“Why do you want me dead?”

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8:03 AM 9/7/20

Hey mom, why are you so angry?

Hey mom, why are you doing cocaine alone in the basement?

Hey mom, why did dad leave us? Why did he go off to Thailand?

Hey mom, why did you buy VELVEETA?

Hey mom, are those tire marks on your face?

Hey mom, are those needle marks on your arms?

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7:57 AM 9/7/20

It’s not even 8 AM …

Already I can hear the screaming of the beasts …

I can hear them yelling for solace in the hell of their own making …

They keep asking for it …

They keep getting it …

They will feed upon the flesh of their own children, they will sup with the devil.

#Seattle is doomed.

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7:34 AM 9/7/20

I went to the Moon because that’s what I was told real women do now … they go to the Moon …

I am lonely and sad and my life has become devoid of any joy …

I stare coldly at those I love, and I look lovely to the cold ones …

If I am able, I will poison the whole world.

I serve the Commander coffee …

I wear this tight metallic belt, which squeezes in my torso and slowly gives me cancer …

He wants me to wear it, because “it looks sexy”.

But I’m in pain each night, and the sores get worse.

And he laughs at me, Mr. Moon Man, Mr. Commander.

I am MOON MAN #3 …

I am leader of the ZROM-VILLE!

I tell my people to go out on to the surface of the Moon without space suits … they explode, and I laugh.

In 5 years, I will figure out a way to split the Moon in two.

I will hurl half the Moon at Earth.

I feel nothing.

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7:29 AM 9/7/20

All the toglumet folk went to the Moon …

For GOLD …

FOR POWER …

For the witch’ly things that groan in the night as busty young women lather themselves in ancient oils and wrestle for the prize of total lusty exultation …

That’s a good reason to go to the moon …

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7:12 AM 9/7/20

In the year 2009, Zuckerberg was taken to a facility in Antarctica where every sub-atomic particle was replaced with a near perfect copy …

Near perfect …

The new particles contained ZAMBION-21 …

This material is harvested from dead alligators …

Zuckerberg is unmade.

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7:09 AM 9/7/20

Here is what Roarke sold …

He said he could give me back my black power and my black nation and my black voice …

But then he gave me a black heart.

And I look out at the world now, and I sing a song of death and desolation.

Angry ravens chase me down the street of pain.