I lost 95 cats on NOOM …
“I lost 95 cats on NOOM …”
When will I know who I am?
“A young person says: ‘Mr. Man, I don’t know who I am …’ … and I SCREAM BACK: ‘THAT FEELING?!? HOLD ON TO IT … FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!” – Dr. Freckles
The Internet …
“THE WWW: So you can believe more nonsense than at any other point in history!” – Dr. Freckles
If the world is ending …
“DOOMSDAY” show I’ve been watching …
- black holes
- super volcanoes
- aliens give us space crabs
- rogue planets
But what do?
You could help people at the end … hand out water bottles. Feed the hungry during the last 12 hours … be with family and friends and poignantly await the end.
You could do lots of cocaine and hookers …
You could go on a rampage, and strike out randomly, in madness, against those around you.
HAARP and METHANE …
- news articles on this are being buried
- there are no-fly zones around the Gakona, AK, base
This is what a neo-Stalinist hell-hole …
What do you think about the boiling water reactors, on the east coast?
Subway tuna DNA …
“I used to make a lot of money selling cats to Campbell’s Soup Company.” – Dr. Freckles