Keys to the Car …
Imagine you owned a car, and had two older kids who will soon be old enough to drive. It’s a bad car, 500K miles, leaking oil .. but it’s good for a couple more years.
“Hey, Barack, here are the keys …”
“Hey, Kamala, I snuck you in too …” (these are multi-level mind fucks)
Death and optimists …
“Optimists die happy, pessimists die true.” – Dr. Freckles
My Uncle Bob died of COVID …
If you’re some fucker spreading “my uncle died of covid” stories? – WE HAVE NO EARTHLY WAY OF VERIFYING THIS. It’s like old Uncle Bob’s “bigfoot stories”. But interestingly enough: people rarely commit suicide or lose their business over bigfoot stories.
FUCK YOU ASS!
Long Hot Summer (Part 2)
Methane bomb is a fuzzy event. You would want a tuneable or adjustable PSYOP to cover it up. It will cause OZONE HOLES, so you would need to move the lockdowns around, like some “Moveable Feast”, first here, then there … And, best of all? – radiation poisoning from UV-C and X-Rays can look a lot like the flu, the flu that killed you. When I saw the old people videos from Wuhan, in Jan 2020? – my first thought was: radiation poisoning.
But I think “they” expected it last summer … I don’t think they expected the “monkey herpes” or “hobo les mis” to go into a second season.
Firestorm: “I love this forest, but you looking good girl …”
San Francisco: “What do you mean?”
Firestorm: “You so fat and tender … you got all that oil and poop’y fats in your sewers … and I eat almost EVERYTHING I CAN at 1,000 plus degrees ..”
San Francisco: “You hot!”
Vegas / LA: die of thirst
San Francisco (so many fat vegans): dies of firestorm, jumping from CA forest (firestorms are their own weather systems, did you know this ASS?)
SEATTLE: might get a blast of “dying sea syndrome”, and a load of poisonous gas … hold your breath. I hope you can hold your breath for several hours, or days.
And if you’re some fucking dumbass that believes the WTC-7 story? DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE BE CYNICAL ON “FIRESTORM IN SAN FRANCISCO” … (way more likely than “plastic and paper” caused WTC-7 to collapse symmetrically into its foundation … dumbass)
Plagues and Pandemics and Subjectivity …
“Actual worldwide plagues don’t require third party verification.” – Dr. Freckles
“Everyone is lucky, and then they find out.” – Dr. Freckles
btw: everyone is lucky till they’re not and success breeds delusion
Amber alert …
An AMBER ALERT on your smart-device in 2023: “YOU CAN NOW EAT YOUR KIDS!”
- 1990’s Parents: “I drug my kids, but at least I don’t suffocate them.”
- 2020 Parents: “I suffocate my kids (masks), but I don’t eat them.”
- 2022 Parents: “I eat my kids, but I don’t eat the dog …. no … gotta have line …”
- 2023 Parents: “Beans … you looking good … fit … come over here …”
Anarchists quoting the government …
“I am amazed, to this day, when I see an anarchist reporting a government determined ‘fact’.” – Dr. Freckles
“It’s not an economy, it’s a hallucination.” – Dr. Freckles
Susan Wojcicki …
The Flag …
what do they all stand for?
- anus poop
- bloody taco
- sideways Susan
- trickledown theory
- cumulous suck
- yellow jello
- furry tiramisu
- kept monkey whore
- anal blinktus
- sons of snakehead
- jergin dukes
- wedding stew
- mask wearers
“Scheduling is a bitch named Nora, and she doesn’t shave her legs.” – Dr. Freckles
What do I know?
“What do I know? – I’m a drifter-hobo living in sector-4 of the Hooker-Galaxy … how do I know? – look around bro.” – Dr. Freckles
Tigers and sheep …
“They love to convince the tigers to be sheep … but we are tigers.” – Dr. Freckles