Planetary Status Report: #6

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Existential arbitrage …

“I am an authorized agent specializing in the arbitrage between despair and regret.” – Dr. Freckles

TWD, Season 10, Episode 22 …

feelings …

“you are so beautiful” – somewhere, in the afterlife, Sam Peckinpah is crying into his whiskey.

NEGAN HAS FEELINGS? – sure …

Sure Negan has feelings … so let’s revisit his ex-wife, and the bat, and clearly some “last season” or “second to last season” set up … but there’s not going to be a season 11 man.

(my instincts tell me season 11 is impossible)

Teaching and Joy …

“Teaching: explaining to others in such a way that they understand your joy.” – Dr. Freckles

Life lived, not simulated …

“Life is not lived connected to machines, it is lived connected to people.” – Dr. Freckles

Black market guns …

You might only make triggers … as part of a black market gun business … you make JUST THAT ONE PART.

(for medium scale machine guns, belt fed, 7.62 mm)

Cop: “What are those?”

Me: “Earrings …”

(puzzled, sad, drunk cop walks away … he pee’d his pants a little)

Many things can be called OTHER THINGS … and ignorant people will believe.

  1. Triggers: earrings
  2. AR style or AK style bolt assemblies: ink pens, expensive
  3. Lower assemblies: portable MP3 player housings
  4. Barrels: water purification columns

(and I’m just spit balling here …)

“But Dan, cops aren’t that stupid …” – that’s your response …

Many, if not most, people see what they want to see …

A cop looking for a fight? – sees a criminal …

A cop just making a crooked buck on the death star? Just trying to get paid and doesn’t want to get into a fight?

(that cop will see “ink pens”, “earrings”, “water purification tubes”)

Marxism …

“Marxism: the poor man’s Scientology …” – Dr. Freckles

Things I’ve learned about UTAH thus far …

  1. weird toxic screech animal at Salt Lake … no one talks about. It poisons the water, its bile burns your skin …
  2. roving gangs of Mormons that are occupying every hotel now … and they mean business
  3. beer selection is iffy … (but there is beer)
  4. the Utah people mess with road signs … “XXX is 45 miles away” … then it’s 20 miles away … and then it’s 56 miles away … all in this sequence.
  5. “THERE ARE NO SERVICES”
  6. in the hinterlands, people are rejecting the COVID melodrama … mostly
  7. The people of SLC are haughty and prideful
  8. UTAH allows me to carry a laser cannon missile launcher … as long as you say “please and thank you” after every street battle …
  9. Lobster letter: Joe Smith was contacted by a LOBSTER, when he was visiting friends in Maine in the 1820’s … and the LOBSTER told him WHERE THE DIAMONDS WERE … in UTAH … there are super giant diamond mines in UTAH … many Mormons believe this is related to King Solomon’s lost mines …

Kill-dozer (thank you Harambe, thank you Marvin)

“My spirit animal is kill-dozer …” – Dr. Freckles