LSR Notes: 3/5/21

Scott Baio and the “secret inauguration” of Trump …

https://toofab.com/2021/03/05/scott-baio-vs-patton-oswalt-in-epic-twitter-battle/

I wanted to tell everyone:

I AM NOW THE SECRET PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES …

Attack squirrel … (different days of 2019)

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-man-denies-pet-methed-out-attack-squirrel-n1019386

Churches …

“More churches, not mega-churches.” – Dr. Freckles

Pope Francis is traveling to Uranus …

“Pope Francis is making his first trip to Uranus …”

(some altar boy who grew up: “no he’s not”)

Positive side of the eagles …

I will say this:

Since the bald eagles started showing up?

(the pitter patter of little rat feet on the roof has gone down)

(a lot)

Harambe saw it …

Harambe saw what was coming …

He saw his way “out” …

He took his shot …

(don’t fear the reaper)

Serial killers and cats …

“Most serial killers started out owning cats.” – Dr. Freckles

TOXIC POOP …

YouTube Commercial: “Did you know the average adult has 500 pounds of toxic poop in them?”

VAXXING HARAMBE …

https://www.businessinsider.com/gorilla-troop-san-diego-zoo-vaccinated-against-coronavirus-2021-3

Government forecasts …

“If the government tells you something will happen in 100 years? – this is what you can be sure of: a) it will never happen or b) it’s happening now.” – Dr. Freckles