LSR Notes: 3/4/21

Scarcity and Abundance …

In the history of mankind:

1. our alliance with dogs was about scarcity

2. our alliance with cats was about abundance

Viagra …

“Shove a hot pepper up your butt during sex, it’s a poor man’s Viagra.” – Dr. Freckles

Emperor …

“The Emperor has no clothes … because his clothes are stolen.” – Dr. Freckles

MANDINGO (1975)

Exercising …

“What are you doing Dan?”

“Exercising …”

“What kind?”

“Lifting weights …”

“How much?”

“About 12 ounces …”

Coyote …

“Hunt the coyote for its grinkus-oil, love the coyote for its ear-bacon.” – Dr. Freckles

Franco is still DEAD!

Don’t beat a dead cartoonist …

Living, dying, and neo-Stalinism …

“When you keep things from dying, you keep things from living.” – Dr. Freckles

When we keep industries alive, via state intervention, we harm the biome of creativity.

Smart Devices and Mind Control …

“I don’t know what I’d do without my smart device …”

This is the definition of learned helplessness …

This is also a good leverage point for mind control.

Brand new young Uighur heart …

Dying like a cowboy …

“I want to die the way every cowboy should die: alone, on the range, eaten by my own cattle …” – Dr. Freckles

Destroying things …

“At some point, you run out of things to destroy.” – Dr. Freckles

The new US caste system …

I am gelmut-klass third tier. I get to sleep in holes and eat mule pies and drink cockroach milk and work in the poison mines.

One day I will be allowed to die, and this is really great.

Sampling the anus … for covid …

IF they WANT an anal swab? – they should have to pay you money …

In Pioneer Square? – it’s $100 for an anal swab, another $50 if someone wants to watch …

“Hey baby, what you want?”

“We are from King County … we need an anal swab …”

“I don’t care where you from baby … it’s $100 for you … another $50 for your friends … EACH …”

Selling jabs …

I think I’m going to start making and selling vaccines … seems like a legit way to make BILLIONS …

Maybe I should just sell “jabs” …

“Hey man, you sell jabs?”

“Yeah man …”

“How much …”

“$50 man …”

“Here you go …”

(and then I wind up and punch the fucker right in the face)

Want to hear my next AMAZING business idea?

I go around, and break people’s windows …

You? – you come by the next day as a “window guy” and get paid to fix the windows …

(you give me a cut)

(everybody is happy)

Unseen Windows: you’ll be happy they’re new …