Boeing engine failures …
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/united-airlines-grounds-boeing-777-denver-incident/
THEORY 1: methane gas plumes are filling the atmosphere with clouds of methane, and this change in atmospheric composition is impacting turbine performance – perhaps burning hotter.
BOEING ENGINE FAILURE THEORY 2: The planes flew through a heavy spraying of geo-engineering compounds, and this caused the catastrophic engine failures. Because this is classified (spraying), many pilots are unaware there would be a danger …
“it’s just clouds”
(no it’s not)
SG: Atlantis …
I know I’ve said this already:
But the more I watch Star Gate: Atlantis? The more I think it’s a meta-narrative about managing the long term consequences of herpes.
And then there’s Season 5, Episode 13 … where SG: Atlantis defends itself from the galactic busy-bodies … but aren’t they busy-bodies? (and the lawyer saves the day … fuck this)
THE FUTURE
My horrific visions of the future used to be crazy …
(they are slowly becoming banal)
Black facing? in STAR TREK … (Shatner …)
Bug and sawdust biscuits … coming SOON:
Remember when your mom used to make’m …
You can smell it, can’t you? The TASTE of IT …
It’s flavor town with new ZORDAN’S BUG AND SAWDUST BISCUITS …
(on sale at the Woodland Park Zoo’s Brazilian Steak House …)
Minister of Loneliness …
CREAGLES are coming …
The age of CREAGLES is coming … Once these city bald eagles start having sideways butt sex with the crows? Fuck … CREAGLES will be terrible … Imagine a crow as big as a bald eagle, but as smart as a crow, and it lives 5 times as long and works in teams …
Kid: “Pa … what’s that outside …”
Pa: “I dunno son …”
Ma: “Shit Sam, that’s the CREAGLES …”
Kid: “NO MA … NO!”
[switch to outside view: the family huddled in their condo, watching as CREAGLES poop on their TESLA, tip over their garbage, and eat their frenchie]
One day …
I hope kids taunt and scare each other with the story of the CREAGLES …
“WATCH OUT … CREAGLES gonna KILL YA …”
(kids will say to each other, in 2045)
(and some kids will be eaten by creagles … but not as many as in 2044)
The financial paroxysms …
… with every financial wave in the system now?
(people are being destroyed)
(this is HOW overly complex neo-Stalinist hell holes implode)
VENMO
- VENMO transaction did NOT work.
- PAYPAL transaction DID work.
WTF does this mean, since PayPal owns Venmo?
GIRD YOURSELVES!
