LSR Notes: 2/22/21

Boeing engine failures …

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/united-airlines-grounds-boeing-777-denver-incident/

THEORY 1: methane gas plumes are filling the atmosphere with clouds of methane, and this change in atmospheric composition is impacting turbine performance – perhaps burning hotter.

BOEING ENGINE FAILURE THEORY 2: The planes flew through a heavy spraying of geo-engineering compounds, and this caused the catastrophic engine failures. Because this is classified (spraying), many pilots are unaware there would be a danger …

“it’s just clouds”

(no it’s not)

SG: Atlantis …

I know I’ve said this already:

But the more I watch Star Gate: Atlantis? The more I think it’s a meta-narrative about managing the long term consequences of herpes.

And then there’s Season 5, Episode 13 … where SG: Atlantis defends itself from the galactic busy-bodies … but aren’t they busy-bodies? (and the lawyer saves the day … fuck this)

THE FUTURE

My horrific visions of the future used to be crazy …

(they are slowly becoming banal)

Black facing? in STAR TREK … (Shatner …)

Bug and sawdust biscuits … coming SOON:

Remember when your mom used to make’m …

You can smell it, can’t you? The TASTE of IT …

It’s flavor town with new ZORDAN’S BUG AND SAWDUST BISCUITS …

(on sale at the Woodland Park Zoo’s Brazilian Steak House …)

Minister of Loneliness …

https://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/Coronavirus/Japan-appoints-minister-of-loneliness-to-help-people-home-alone

CREAGLES are coming …

The age of CREAGLES is coming … Once these city bald eagles start having sideways butt sex with the crows? Fuck … CREAGLES will be terrible … Imagine a crow as big as a bald eagle, but as smart as a crow, and it lives 5 times as long and works in teams …

Kid: “Pa … what’s that outside …”

Pa: “I dunno son …”

Ma: “Shit Sam, that’s the CREAGLES …”

Kid: “NO MA … NO!”

[switch to outside view: the family huddled in their condo, watching as CREAGLES poop on their TESLA, tip over their garbage, and eat their frenchie]

One day …

I hope kids taunt and scare each other with the story of the CREAGLES …

“WATCH OUT … CREAGLES gonna KILL YA …”

(kids will say to each other, in 2045)

(and some kids will be eaten by creagles … but not as many as in 2044)

The financial paroxysms …

… with every financial wave in the system now?

(people are being destroyed)

(this is HOW overly complex neo-Stalinist hell holes implode)

VENMO

  1. VENMO transaction did NOT work.
  2. PAYPAL transaction DID work.

WTF does this mean, since PayPal owns Venmo?

GIRD YOURSELVES!