LSR Notes: 8/30/2020

what if there are 17 primal moons between the Earth and THE MOON?

you migrate from one moon to the next …

a star glazer space ship takes you on a ride …

you eat chocolate pie with the demon cats …

you share whiskey with Sasquatch as you touch your soul resin and vomit.

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I was caged, by a sandman general …

I was haunted by the orangutan lords …

I was visited by spirits and demons and witches and monkeys and various small furry things …

I took from the great deep well.

I found the 7th gate to Hell.

I burned for nothing at all, I fell.

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I will build a device …

on it will be glowing dials …

inside will be midget witches, and gremlins, and squirrels and dead things ….

we will wind her up …

we’ll all stare at it …

and after several hours a greasy substance will be exuded

we will rub it on our faces

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  1. it is TRAGIC if your kid dies at summer camp
  2. it is NOT a TRAGEDY when your kid dies while participating in a riot or looting

Sorry if this seems cold heart’d, but people need to realize: play stupid commie games, win stupid commie prizes.

Not everyone is as nice as Kyle.

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Kenobi hunts ewoks …

he pickles ewoks …

he skins and smokes them …

he BBQ them over his fire at night, listening to the cries of the widows …

he collects their widow ewok tears …

he uses this to season the ewok flesh …

and then he goes out to hunt again, why not

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I think Kenobi is out there …

Now …

Hunting ewoks …

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I saw a family, all masks today …

Including what looked like a kid under the age of 3 … with a mask on …

A toddler …

Please tell me #Seattle can be saved?

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I met a raven pirate, on my way to the Chevron …

He told me my heart was turning to glass.

He said my mind was filthy with rancid Velveeta …

He said my eyes glowed red, and the jaundice was visible …

He flew in circles above me.

the vultures followed suit.

(what now)

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I feel a pain …

but I think it’s just the 5G transmitters toasting my insides … giving me stomach cancer …

other than that shit is great

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Conflict resolution, in the future?

I will build a device …

on it will be glowing dials …

inside will be midget witches, and gremlins, and squirrels and dead things ….

we will wind her up …

we’ll all stare at it …

and after several hours a greasy substance will be exuded

we will rub it on our faces

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“Dan, quantum computing and free energy will fix the crypto problems …”

“Why isn’t the black market offering rides to Mars yet?”

“you’re racist”

(and scene)

RacismTheater #BlockChain #Technology

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it was better times …

when Coca Cola contained cocaine.