LSR Notes: 2/6/21

Fatwa …

I think IRAN should sell FATWA’s … Like “for $500, you can get an official fatwa declared, against someone or something … isn’t that great?” They would make a BUNDLE …

(as long as they are OFFICIAL FATWA and not rip off artist bullshit)

The WWW says the “fatwa” is just a legal opinion concerning Islamic Law issued by some recognized cleric or something … but I think that’s whitewash bullshit.

All fatwa is death fatwa …

Bond Villains …

I’m understanding Bond Villains more and more these days …

I don’t want to harm anyone, but this shit is bizarre … “3 or 4 masks …”

Fuck if I don’t want to build a super cannon …

Tom Hanks …

I wonder if Tom Hanks will mc the global show that introduces the Antichrist?

STOP THINKING! (it could kill you)

https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2020/07/30/you-must-not-do-your-own-research-when-it-comes-to-science

Gorilla Glue Girl

I thought this story was about my ex-wife … she loved Gorilla Glue. So I was hoping it was about her …

https://www.tmz.com/2021/02/06/gorilla-glue-hair-woman-tiktok-rubbing-alcohol-advice-fix/

mask guidance == tide pod challenge == infected blankets

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/what-do-coronavirus-variants-mean-your-masks-n1255518

the mask bullshit: literally means they want people to kill themselves … I have a friend who says: “the RESET? – that means setting the number back, to zero …” If the “reset” is anything – it’s a euphemism for worldwide trauma based mind control AND genocide.

Think about the “tide pod challenge” … could you imagine a doctor or “expert” telling kids “fuck, one tide pod is ok … but the cool kids eat FOUR …” – would that doctor keep their license?

Reporter: “Governor, are you really saying that eating ONLY 12 tide pods is enough to flatten the curve?”

Governor Inslee: “It doesn’t seem like much … but it might make a huge difference …”

Science Expert: “The science is pretty clear on this …”

Reporter: “Thanks …”

Musk-man …

BREAKING NEWS: ELON MUSK WIRES UP A COMPUTER CHIP TO A MONKEY BRAIN, MONKEY SENDS MUSK A TEXT MESSAGE … “FUCK YOU MUSK” in ALL CAPS …

How I feel today …

The Weather

This weather prediction would have worked for the last 2 years … almost:

80% chance of nasty brown-black-filthy undifferentiated skies … maybe some toxic mist … perhaps poison rain later … not a lot though … and it will sublimate off quickly.

A million HEEMEYERS …

Imagine if the construction workers were unemployed right now?

Imagine millions of angry Americans who can build obstacles, take shit apart, move improvised armor around using out of work truckers? (that’s why THEY are still getting paid and the pandemic does not impact them – the construction workers and truckers)

And if you are an unemployed construction worker? – come to SEATTLE …

(lots of ongoing work – pandemic is having ZERO effect here … magically)

Quotes

“Life: live it well, it does NOT last!” – Dr. Freckles

“The Angel of Death KNOWS where your bunker is …” – Dr. Freckles

“Life is gonna kill ya … if I don’t first.” – Dr. Freckles

“Social Media: an RPG/MUD for gas lighting.” – Dr. Freckles

“Humans: everything gets hidden behind the shed.” – Dr. Freckles