Sometimes I feel like I’m on death row … but I’ve never been on death row … so how would I know?
Why can’t we just call the “space force” the “star force” … and then we can re-float the Yamato and equip it to battle the Gamilons … ???
Probably the dumbest thing you can do to a person that is treading water, existentially? – tell them it’s their attitude. That’s also gas lighting. You don’t have to coddle, you don’t have to agree … but FUCKING HELL … if someone is sad right now? – HAVE A FUCKING CLUE. If you aren’t a little sad this Christmas, how much PROZAC are you on? I have a good friend who has a pretty good attitude, for the times … I’M GLAD HE DOES. He’s also a good friend because he’s ok that I DO NOT. “But Dan, I read this article yesterday that said there have never been MORE humans eating protein cubes … from the CATO Institute …” Love it when some douche says “media and sources can’t be trusted”, then they quote the CATO Institute (RAND CORP LITE) … I find this funny.
Dr. Freckles is 100% callouses and remodeling of the existentially busted bones … his features are the callous of the ages … his face a gravestone … his voice the wind that calls from the alley, near the rat gardens and raccoon castles … near the ant hill in my brain.
I was born to the last STRUMBIC LORD, in the time of whale paste and whiskey baptisms … I rode a giant raven, I fed upon the carcasses of stale dreams and old moldy french fries left under the seat of that DATSUN pickup out back … the one you used to bury the bodies …
When the gad-freaks came … did you hide? When you were lost on the River of H’lek, did the witch-weasels make you their princess? And if you could exchange rubies for twice warmed donkey cheese, would you keep the rubies? If you were really hungry and liked donkey cheese?
I have, for many years now, treated “space movies” as Lord of the Rings style bullshit … Fantasy … (pure fucking fantasy)
“Destroyed the Jedi are? – free the galaxy will be …” – Yoda … The Jedi are basically “Karen” …
How WHACKED would it be if Trump pardoned Charles Manson, AFTER bringing him back to life using advanced super robot technology and lots of cocaine?