LSR Notes: 12/11/20

11:00 PM

For the MAGA Q-Heads that voted for Trump …. here is YOUR Monkey Herpes update …

https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/fda-approves-pfizer-biontech-covid-vaccine-emergency-use

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5:39 PM

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1:03 PM

For some reason, this song has stuck with me in 2020 …

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10:35 AM

Best case: this is crooked shit …

Worst case: this might be a sign of the coming age …

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10:34 AM

Oh SHIA …

https://www.tmz.com/2020/12/11/shia-labeouf-sued-fka-twigs-sexual-assault-std-abuse-ex/

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10:17 AM

“Everything is normal … by 2022 …” – Bill Gates

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/bill-gates-makes-bleak-prediction-23152406

BY 2022 …

… siglet whales will hold court in Lake Michigan, dividing up territory between mutant pods X-RAY and GAMMA.

BY 2022 …

… trogon will be added to all protein replacement goo. Morgiak-56 will be made totally of extracted post-computer recycled blimbus … and added to the protein goo as seasoning.

BY 2022 …

Bill Gates will rule over the barren sectors 009-Juliet, and 1212-Mike … his eyes will be replaced with burning uranium, his soul destroyed by Hawking radiation … his heart a chunk of petrified bear scat.

BY 2022 …

Winged creatures will rule the skylight realm … the nasty foreigners from the Islands to the WEST will be set alight and tossed into the doomed sea west of Bellevue … giant amoeba will flourish in the cesspool once known as Lake Washington. Millions of cats will be eaten alive, if they get too close to the shore …

All of this happens …

(by 2022)

(when we get back to normal)

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9:44 AM

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8:01 AM

Gordiz Zlope warriors converge on Mt. Bingus, as togomak slaves make merry in the grand hall … Tarry not mother fucker, because cloven beasts covered in snake hair are coming for your beer and your women and your CAMARO.

“Can’t you see the shlimp?!?”, cried Crombo …

No one could see it through the sclongis-mist which covered the valley and the dell and the city and the harbor and the fucking lake … the lake where you used to drown cats …

And this is why the borderland is filled with spiders …

And this is why my heart is splintered and rendered to nothing but the grease that makes your piping better.

Go ahead!

Eat your protein …

But do you know where that protein came from?

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7:39 AM

“If you’re telling the truth, you shouldn’t care if anyone believes you.” – Dr. Freckles

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7:34 AM

Rock Hudson … in “Seconds” (1966)