9:59 PM
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9:03 PM
“Evil: believing actions don’t have consequences.” – Dr. Freckles
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8:48 PM
“Life: you have to eat AS MUCH OF the ice cream cone as you can, before it melts.” – Dr. Freckles
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8:31 PM
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7:51 PM
Theory: “Ozark” is dark-universe “Arrested Development” … we’re talking Goatee-Spock Universe …
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7:03 PM
“Every ‘Bond Villain’ is a hobo without a soul.” – Dr. Freckles
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6:46 PM
Scribbles … (cat name?)
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6:24 PM
“Government … they’ll tell you they ‘made a mistake’ YEARS after you’re dead.” – Dr. Freckles
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6:18 PM
Kind of how I feel right now, about life and the human race …
“Dan, why do you think the world is all terrible … ????”
I don’t …
I just think 7/10 people RIGHT NOW are functionally (as a result of public education and propaganda) terrible … functionally terrible … not intrinsically …
(big fucking difference)
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6:12 PM
“If women were smarter than men? – they would have NEVER asked for the right to vote, they would have asked for the right to NEVER PAY TAXES … ever … ” – Dr. Freckles
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5:23 PM
Quick Notes:
- My friend in “St. Louis” tells me he had to go to a National Guard COVID testing center, in a parking garage, in a shady (read: greasy) part of town.
- Important to remember throughout life: a) don’t die, b) figure out why you almost died.
- Went shopping, my expectations are so low now? – I didn’t get angry. I expected to see a bunch of cock sucker slaves wearing rape muzzles and I did … so my expectations were met, precisely.
- I wish I had a time machine so I could drag the pieces of shit who used to DEFEND public schools … I told them, long ago “people will be trained to conform to bullshit” … look around freaks.
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7:20 AM
Summarizing my most recent doctor’s visit …
“Pack it with sawdust!”, Dr. Grunkis screamed.
“I have a pain in the …”
“PACK THAT FUCKER WITH SAWDUST AND BROKEN GLASS AND METAL SHAVINGS! AND ASBESTOS!”
And he drilled and gored out my pain …
And looked into that ghastly, bloody hole.
(and filled it all the same)
(not with love)
(but from the list above)
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6:35 AM
“The Devil will fill your room with smoke … open up a window, let the Light in … Let Jesus clear the smoke out!” – Dr. Freckles
“Every hobo-shaman practices existential alchemy.” – Dr. Freckles
“A few cigarettes and some chili? – that will get you to Memphis.” – Dr. Freckles
“Everyone wants to be someone else, no one wants to be who they are …” – Dr. Freckles