WONDO BONDS!

WONDO: Widely Observed Negative Derivative Occultation …

WONDO bonds reveal hidden trust below layers of crap!

WONDO BONDS are ELECTRIC MAGIC!

IMAGINE YOUR SHITTY PRESENT TRANSFORMED!

Imagine taking a trip in a jet, at 5,000 MPH …

WONDO BONDS will MAGNIFY YOUR LIFE!

They earn 0.0000000000000004% …

That’s more than ZERO man …

If rates are negative? – that means you will soon be worth BILLIONS …

ONE WONDO BOND WILL BE WORTH 100 TONS OF GOLD, IN 3,000
YEARS!

THE WONDO WILL FUND YOUR FREEZING! WE WILL FREEZE YOU …
FOR 3,000 YEARS! ISN’T THAT FUCKING NICE!

These bonds can be redeemed in the year 5020 – no sooner, no later –
just in time for you and Judy to retire to that fucking yurt in Costa Rica
… once you are thawed out. The Earth will be a desolate wasteland,
but you’ll have GOLD …

WONDO bonds are backed by HOOKER ETFs, and these financial
instruments are balancing mechanisms for non-fiduciary insurance
installments on collateralized counter party risk formations, and other
tranche’d bullshit that Powell will talk about at his next FED press
conference … fuck.

Time traveling hookers have already told us that “this shit is real” and
“don’t be a pussy” … why won’t you listen to time traveling hookers?

It’s time to change your fucking life!

It’s time to embrace the TRANZNOTRON of heightened financial
awareness!

It’s time to buy WONDO!

SO DON’T BE A WEIRDO!

BE A WONDO!

(buy now Powell)

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