someone is banging on the dumpster outside in the alley …
I’m thinking it’s to lure some Asian college students …
(food is getting more expensive)
(people are going to dark places)
I think the krinket-whores still rule 12th AVE …
Sure, the gronkis-lords are expanding up Boren, but the old timers are starting to station CHUD and morlock and crips and bloods at the CHEVRON …
In a few more weeks, the strape-wenches will reap the flavor harvest.
“Rooftop Koreans” …
That’s the name of a new Vietnamese restaurant … nearby.
“blue lives matter”
“black lives matter”
“support the troops”
“make America great again”
“build back better”
DO YOU SEE THE WORD LIBERTY IN ANY OF THIS SHIT?
… I go out at night … I hunt girt-hounds and rendle-fish …
I set fire to the old caves near Magnolia …
I mock the whale-prols of West Seattle, and then I stand atop Mt. Blinktus covered in blood-wool and elk-grease …
Busty women smell me.
And then I feel at peace.
… you will be named Eagle Jim …
You will have a house of stone on Beacon Hill …
Your hide will be the sewers … the dark alleys filled with garbage … you will wait and ambush the 3-eyed-froctor wolves that start crawling out of the sea …
Your house will prosper.
Hunter Biden’s laptop might be the stickiest laptop in history.
there is enough genetic material on Hunter Biden’s laptop to repopulate the world with Florida hookers …
“The parts that suck? – melt away … the parts that don’t suck? – last forever.” – Dr. Freckles
1/2 a year, roughly …
When you’ll want to die …
(but you can’t)
What does the mask ACTUALLY do?
It turns humans into incubators for the black plague and tuberculosis and a WHOLE BUNCH of other nasty shit …
And then shunts/blocks blow to create turbulence, for optimal dispersal.
Yeah – the mask turns a person into a bioweapon factory.
“Duwamish” in native tongue means “whatever …”.
“The winds are shifting … learn to sail.” – Dr. Freckles
(a conversation from 2014 …)
“Dan, the American people will never put up with austerity.”
(hold my beer)
(same person, 2020)
“Why aren’t you wearing your mask?”