My racist confession …

Dear readers, I must confess my crimes of RACISM before the throng … as if the ancient Lords of Myst observe my moves, drinking whiskey-milk and coaxing tigers to attack giant hermit crabs …

In the time of the GONGLIMET-BEASTS, I chose the Saargonian Klan … their skin was purplish-red, and covered in sores … I loved them above all other races. I loved them more than the Xingus-Boo … I loved them more than the Yuulian Tribes …

During the Age of Rumptious? – I built camps to round up Loomox Troke … their tiny sad faces, green hair, sallow commie expressions? – saddened me so … but they were only 14 inches tall, and most of the Humptet Nations demanded they be destroyed … I was paid in gold.

THESE ARE MY CRIMES OF RACISM!

I ALSO HATE DANISH PEOPLE!

I REALLY REALLY HATE DANISH PEOPLE!

THE DANES ARE SO FUCKING ARROGANT AND YET SO FUCKING STUPID!

DANISH PEOPLE ARE SHIT BIRDS!

(and Black Lives Matter is a Marxist commie front supported by your government and bankers – dumb asses)

Signed,

Dr. Freckles (aka Dan Sullivan)