I was 32 once …
In the time of Yuumlet-beasts, and flying donkeys …
We ate gypsy-fruit, and hunted the chimpanzee kings of old.
And at night?
We danced the dance of Xoort before the Lord of Noogat …
And tense whispers waited for us.
And the meat was coarse … rancid
Evil is a paper tiger.
When we stand up for Christ, we learn this.
(in a few weeks)
BREAKING NEWS: HOOKER ARMIES FROM MARS HAVE INVADED LA AND VEGAS AND NEW YORK AND AMSTERDAM … THEY PLAY TECHNO MUSIC AND HAVE PLASMA EYES … THEIR BRAINS ARE ON FIRE WITH CRYSTAL METH VENGEANCE … THEY DEMAND DIAMONDS AND SILK AND COCAINE … WHAT THE HELL?
Wait for it …
“Dan, if you don’t wear a mask you’re violating the non-aggression principle …”
(just wait a couple weeks)
The scrog herders and grigit rangers will stream in from the Western Jungles … filling the rivers with poo and urine and blood and dead frenchies …
Lord Harvey will send 6 armies to Texas, setting fire to the Alamo Bar and Grill …
A time of remaking …