LSR Notes: 10/4/20

9:27 PM

I was 32 once …

In the time of Yuumlet-beasts, and flying donkeys …

We ate gypsy-fruit, and hunted the chimpanzee kings of old.

And at night?

We danced the dance of Xoort before the Lord of Noogat …

And tense whispers waited for us.

And the meat was coarse … rancid

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8:46 PM

Evil is a paper tiger.

When we stand up for Christ, we learn this.

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8:15 PM

(in a few weeks)

BREAKING NEWS: HOOKER ARMIES FROM MARS HAVE INVADED LA AND VEGAS AND NEW YORK AND AMSTERDAM … THEY PLAY TECHNO MUSIC AND HAVE PLASMA EYES … THEIR BRAINS ARE ON FIRE WITH CRYSTAL METH VENGEANCE … THEY DEMAND DIAMONDS AND SILK AND COCAINE … WHAT THE HELL?

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8:54 AM

Wait for it …

“Dan, if you don’t wear a mask you’re violating the non-aggression principle …”

(just wait a couple weeks)

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8:38 AM

“What’s next?”

The scrog herders and grigit rangers will stream in from the Western Jungles … filling the rivers with poo and urine and blood and dead frenchies …

Lord Harvey will send 6 armies to Texas, setting fire to the Alamo Bar and Grill …

A time of remaking …