LSR Notes: 9/30/20

10:30 PM

This might be one of my favorite SHOCK-U-MENTARIES …


7:00 PM


5:53 PM

It feels like we’re starting “Season 1 of Jericho” soon …


5:29 PM

Next flying monkey contenders:

  1. 50%: WW3/limited-nuke-war with China or Russia or Both … perhaps starting with Israel/Iran exchange. Could be triggered by India/China/Pakistan three way.
  2. 20%: Covid-19 Part Deux: and maybe they use a real virus this time, and it’s actually lethal.
  3. 10%: Clathrate Gun
  4. 20%: Civil War

Or, could it be a combo of the above?

(could be)


5:15 PM

I will summarize last night’s debate:



5:13 PM

“What is the crime?”

In the year 3456 B.C., the Gunken-People of Trog-7, 3rd underground cave realm, decreed …

According to the fucking emperor, who was smoking crack …

That “the crime” was the person that stole his Hrumptian-hover-ship … and stole his bitches … hoes.


4:52 PM

The sky was not blue today … or partly cloudy.

The sky was “white with a hint of blue” …

(that’s the sky in #Seattle today)


4:44 PM

What if the next “flying monkey” is the #ClathrateGun?

I’m not saying it will be “the end”, but it could usher in the Satanic levels of tyranny we can’t imagine today.

Are they breaking the back of the climate system with geoengineering?

Matthew 24:22


4:34 PM

Here are my current theories on bigfoot:

  1. it’s just the collective manifestation of the male fear that some hairy beast will “steal my woman”.
  2. it was a way for gay men, in 70’s and 80’s, to hook up – “hey, we’re gonna hunt for bigfoot”.
  3. it’s Plum Island gene garbage.


3:27 PM

Me, yesterday, putting up posters on Roosevelt … in Seattle.


3:23 PM

Bigfoot is an alien.

He watches you while you sleep, while you make love to your woman …

He monitors your “technique” as you pleasure her, massage her hazookas …

He knows you are beyond your match … your woman needs a hairy touch … he needs her, and he will kill you.


9:36 AM


9:20 AM

How is #eschatology not #cosmology?


8:40 AM

I pay @SoundCloud money, each year.

They just culled about 30 followers from my account.

I get no email.

And since I have EMAIL EXCHANGE EVIDENCE with their tech support that a DONOR has been culled? – gee ….

I wonder why I’m so special.



In a “rule of law” world?

Given that I pay “Sound Cloud”?

I would form a class action, since it’s unlikely I’m the only one being fucked. And I would sue those fuckers.

But this is NOT a rule of law world.


(we crossed that Rubicon months ago)


8:31 AM


When I was a kid? – I loved the MAC-10 …

Now I think the MAC-10 sucks …

I want a belt-fed suppressed 9mm wrist mounted gatling gun … with 1000 round ergonomic back pack …

(mixed AP and exploding ammo)

(for Christmas)


7:20 AM

“When someone is choking me, I’m less likely to listen to what they say.” – Dr. Freckles