The “Bone Pool” of Bremerton (WA) …

The “bone pool” is a local legend, first identified by a local raconteur … Jed Clankson (aka Jed MAGA) back in 2004.

He says he got drunk one night, and was led by the great Coyote Spirit to an island near Bremerton …

He says he stripped down and covered himself in whale mucous …

He howled at the bright blood moon, and found the ancient pool of bones, of his ancestors, where it was revealed to him that his real name is “Crooked Owl”, and that Jed was the 32nd Coyote Shaman of the Plumptick Fish Tribe of Bremerton.

No reputable anthropologist from the University of Washington can confirm this … or the existence of the tribe.