Kitsap County’s “Mist Problem”

Some mysterious mist is stealing cats … and eating them.

No one knows why …

A few months ago the U.S. Navy was doing something … something dark and ugly … near San Juan Island …

Ever since then? – there’s this mist that rolls into Kitsap County … and it steals cats … and leaves their carcasses near the Taco Time on 4th Street.