Road Line Commissioner

The Road Line Commissioner or County RLC is responsible for driving the county roads, periodically, randomizing routes and checking to see if the painted lines on the roads are clearly visible with low beams on at night … he or she cannot be drunk while doing this.

Also …

The Kitsap County RLC is also responsible for Trash Panda Monitoring

Can’t call them raccoons any longer … got to call them Trash Pandas …

He/she/it/Zed will count the trash pandas in Kitsap county, note their location with a GPS device … record these sightings … using paper …

They take that stack of paper? Recording Trash Panda sightings?

They stick that paper in a burn barrel …

And then they burn it.