10:05 PM
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9:30 PM
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5:00 PM
“Hey Dan, I’ve haven’t spoken to you in a while …”
“eh?”
“What’s the color of the sky there in #Seattle?”
“Hell …”
“The color Dan?”
“hell .. hell color …”
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4:49 PM
Birds: do they exist?
Paris?
Ohio?
4:20 PM
Dew-garita?
Seems like how they’ll administer the death-poison at the FEMA camps …
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3:47 PM
I want the wars to end …
But I would not be so sure that’s what’s happening right now.
Troop re-positioning could signal something quite ominous.
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3:40 PM
Coyotes will mate with crows … and create crowtes …
Coyotes will breed with rabbits too …
Rabbotes … or Coybits … just dangerous as fuck.
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3:32 PM
Coyotes will breed with all animals.
(especially house cats …)
Cat-yotes? – are not a joke.
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3:25 PM
I’ve developed a pregnancy test for men …
- you pay me $600
- I punch you in the face and run
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3:19 PM
How does classical time travel theory (unitary timeline, non-expansionary Wheeler bullshit) … no multiverse … mix with reincarnation?
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3:15 PM
“Being a heavyweight? – means you drown faster.” – Dr. Freckles
Listen …
I’m a heavyweight / #HEAVYWEIGHT …
You are QUITE LUCKY that I spend some of my time with you …
You should take this as an opportunity to soak up my blessed knowledge … to receive my golden shower of info.
So come on …
(you owe me like $4000 already)
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3:08 PM
What would a firestorm be like if it reached the scale of a hurricane?
Fire-cane?
Fire-cane: coming soon, in 2023 … starring: Brock Tadner.
The story of a washed up fireman, who ends up as a drunk homeless man, and saves a family from the “Fire-cane” by killing a rich dude.
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2:57 PM
and ventriloquists are creepy …
you ever see the movie “Magic” with Anthony Hopkins?
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8:48 AM
Luke 4:18-19
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8:03 AM
I want to live so rural …
I can shower outside …
AND
Fire pistols at the same time.
(and drink whiskey)
(and listen to Astrud Gilberto at 10 gorillion decibels)
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8:00 AM
I don’t want a civil war.
But this death star must burn.
This empire must fall.
Then maybe we have a chance to be free again.
Maybe we could build something, a “land of the free and home of the brave” … wouldn’t that be amazing?
To lead by example.
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7:39 AM
Shock-u-mentaries were BIG in the 1970’s …
Shockumentary: a documentary meant to titillate and tease using urban legends and common fears …
I think “Overlords of the UFO” is the greatest of all …
Bigfoot, Lochness, Satan, Ghosts, ESP, Dimensions, you name it …
Killer Bees …
Asteroids …
Serial killers …
Ice Ages …
Shocking …