“Start running, and let your feet and your attitude catch up.” – Dr. Freckles
SOVIETOLOGY, CONTINUED …
Some good rules:
Everything could be ironic.
Nothing is literal.
Look for the lies, not the “truth”.
Develop lists of stories that contradict each other.
Look for official “cover your ass” stories: like digging deeper on “clathrate gun” related topics.
Connecting some lies …
Dead Bird Stories
Wonky Miami Condo
Drought – a little rain doesn’t change it, it’s a deficit
Weird Explosion off Florida Coast (Wonky Miami Condo related?)
American Airlines flight cancellations
HAARP air corridor changes, busting methane, and the heat dome
More lawyers …
“More lawyers, less freedom.” – Dr. Freckles
Predators and OCD …
“Every predator has OCD.” – Dr. Freckles
“Did something just move over there?” – Predator
Government Debt …
people think “government debt” is just the money they spent and could not fund … no
it’s all the STUPID FUCKING SHIT you and I will have to FIX once they get the fuck out of the way …
(they broke a lot of “windows” so to speak)
“If the government is blaming you for something? – it’s probably something they broke.” – Dr. Freckles
Dr. Sommersprossen, the blue pill and printing money …
“Geld zu drucken ist wie die ‘blaue Pille’. Es funktioniert, bis man einen Herzinfarkt hat.” – Dr. Sommersprossen
Meager optimism …
It’s weird to go from:
Seattle: “I’ll be dead in 2 months.”
Rural Utah: “I might be alive a couple more years …”
It may seem like meager optimism to you, it’s a lot to me.
Don’t poison your neighbors …
“If I can’t build without poisoning my neighbors? – then I’ll build something else.” – Dr. Freckles
Technology can never fail PLUS Hanlon’s Razor == LOGIC ERROR
another reason to call bullshit on Hanlon’s Razor: It’s applied so specially … – if it’s government officials dealing with monkey herpes: it’s Hanlon’s Razor – if it’s the failure of logistics, power, comms: it must be hackers (see how this fucking nonsense works?)
when I lived in the south, I always marveled at folks saying “ma” to just about every older woman … (but maybe, that’s because no one is too sure …)
“Perfection is for chumps.” – Dr. Freckles
Prussian, Napoleon, and TEAMWORK …
“Communism is bullshit. But teamwork? – that’s no fucking joke.” – Dr. Freckles
Social media is Suicidal Media …
what about shut-ins Dan, and the depressed: 2012 and my sister
what about connecting with people: the Goat King
what about learning/sharing: massive TL manipulation and censorship
If you think “twitter” is more important to you than the people that live in walking distance from you? (then you are about to have a rude awakening soon)
Please check out my YouTube channel, maybe you’ll get it:
Imagine you owned a car, and had two older kids who will soon be old enough to drive. It’s a bad car, 500K miles, leaking oil .. but it’s good for a couple more years.
“Hey, Barack, here are the keys …”
“Hey, Kamala, I snuck you in too …” (these are multi-level mind fucks)
Death and optimists …
“Optimists die happy, pessimists die true.” – Dr. Freckles
My Uncle Bob died of COVID …
If you’re some fucker spreading “my uncle died of covid” stories? – WE HAVE NO EARTHLY WAY OF VERIFYING THIS. It’s like old Uncle Bob’s “bigfoot stories”. But interestingly enough: people rarely commit suicide or lose their business over bigfoot stories. FUCK YOU ASS!
Long Hot Summer (Part 2)
Methane bomb is a fuzzy event. You would want a tuneable or adjustable PSYOP to cover it up. It will cause OZONE HOLES, so you would need to move the lockdowns around, like some “Moveable Feast”, first here, then there … And, best of all? – radiation poisoning from UV-C and X-Rays can look a lot like the flu, the flu that killed you. When I saw the old people videos from Wuhan, in Jan 2020? – my first thought was: radiation poisoning.
But I think “they” expected it last summer … I don’t think they expected the “monkey herpes” or “hobo les mis” to go into a second season.
Firestorm: “I love this forest, but you looking good girl …”
San Francisco: “What do you mean?”
Firestorm: “You so fat and tender … you got all that oil and poop’y fats in your sewers … and I eat almost EVERYTHING I CAN at 1,000 plus degrees ..”
San Francisco: “You hot!”
Vegas / LA: die of thirst
San Francisco (so many fat vegans): dies of firestorm, jumping from CA forest (firestorms are their own weather systems, did you know this ASS?)
SEATTLE: might get a blast of “dying sea syndrome”, and a load of poisonous gas … hold your breath. I hope you can hold your breath for several hours, or days.
And if you’re some fucking dumbass that believes the WTC-7 story? DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE BE CYNICAL ON “FIRESTORM IN SAN FRANCISCO” … (way more likely than “plastic and paper” caused WTC-7 to collapse symmetrically into its foundation … dumbass)
Plagues and Pandemics and Subjectivity …
“Actual worldwide plagues don’t require third party verification.” – Dr. Freckles
“Everyone is lucky, and then they find out.” – Dr. Freckles
btw: everyone is lucky till they’re not and success breeds delusion
Amber alert …
An AMBER ALERT on your smart-device in 2023: “YOU CAN NOW EAT YOUR KIDS!”
1990’s Parents: “I drug my kids, but at least I don’t suffocate them.”
2020 Parents: “I suffocate my kids (masks), but I don’t eat them.”
2022 Parents: “I eat my kids, but I don’t eat the dog …. no … gotta have line …”
2023 Parents: “Beans … you looking good … fit … come over here …”
Anarchists quoting the government …
“I am amazed, to this day, when I see an anarchist reporting a government determined ‘fact’.” – Dr. Freckles
“It’s not an economy, it’s a hallucination.” – Dr. Freckles
Susan Wojcicki …
The Flag …
what do they all stand for?
kept monkey whore
sons of snakehead
“Scheduling is a bitch named Nora, and she doesn’t shave her legs.” – Dr. Freckles
What do I know?
“What do I know? – I’m a drifter-hobo living in sector-4 of the Hooker-Galaxy … how do I know? – look around bro.” – Dr. Freckles
Tigers and sheep …
“They love to convince the tigers to be sheep … but we are tigers.” – Dr. Freckles