PSR #29: Social Media VS Society

Perfection …

“Perfection is for chumps.” – Dr. Freckles

Prussian, Napoleon, and TEAMWORK …

“Communism is bullshit. But teamwork? – that’s no fucking joke.” – Dr. Freckles

Social media is Suicidal Media …

  1. what about shut-ins Dan, and the depressed: 2012 and my sister
  2. what about connecting with people: the Goat King
  3. what about learning/sharing: massive TL manipulation and censorship

If you think “twitter” is more important to you than the people that live in walking distance from you? (then you are about to have a rude awakening soon)

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Graceful Degradation …

Societies that are built like overly engineered neo-Stalinist Rube Goldberg hell-hole devices do NOT “degrade gracefully” … SO FUCKING SORRY NO ONE TOLD YOU THIS …

PSR #28: Toilet Paper Shortage (part 2)

Government …

“Government: a psyop since 3,000 YEARS BC …” – Dr. Freckles

“If government tells you something, they might be telling the truth. But, if they are telling you the truth, it’s because they want to perpetuate a greater lie.” – Dr. Freckles

Robot Apocalypse

“Robot Apocalypse: hallucinatory wishful thinking in a nightmare state, masquerading as futurism.” – Dr. Freckles

People need to believe in super-tech, even if their fears give rise to “super-tech end of the world” scenarios.

People want to believe the electricity will never go out … they’d rather worship at the altar of MONKEY HERPES COVID than open their eyes and see the truth

People believe: magical moving impossible to stop “monkey herpes”

People believe: race war

People believe: Russia/China/Iran Evil

People believe: Israel GOOD

… but people can’t believe: THE ELECTRICITY WILL STOP ONE DAY …

(can’t believe that)

Octopussy …

“The movie OCTOPUSSY was a real childhood disappointment … I expected the Bond villain would be a woman, with 8 vaginas.” – Dr. Freckles

Knives …

“You can never have too many knives.” – Dr. Freckles

War and self defense …

“There is NO contradiction between being opposed to war, and in support of self defense. These are corollaries.” – Dr. Freckles

UI Sells, Data Management keeps the bank happy …

“User interface sells the app, data management is how you don’t go broke.” – Dr. Freckles

Cartoons and Autism and Racism …

“Cartoonist: a kind of autist, not artist …” – Dr. Freckles

Great ART …

Great ART generates ART:

Lovecraft … not well known among the hoi polloi …

… but a LOT of what they see in Horror/SyFy is because of him.

Cargo-prophets and Scientists …

“People want cargo-prophets, not scientists.” – Dr. Freckles

Sovietology …

stop: tracking the shit they tell you

start: tracking their lies

That’s not MAYO …

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“That’s NOT Mayo: Ocean Flavor …”

(ground up freeze dried genital crabs in each bite)

Growth …

“Focusing on ‘growth’ as a metric is the same as idolizing cancer.” – Dr. Freckles

The Boy Who Cried Toilet Paper Shortage …

You ever think the “toilet paper shortage” psyop was mainly a “boy who cried wolf” limited hang out to make you skeptical of coming food shortages?

How did it happen …

“How did it all turn to shit? – slowly … then FUCK … WHAT WAS THAT?!?” – Dr. Freckles

PSR #27: Long Hot Summer (Part 2)

Keys to the Car …

Imagine you owned a car, and had two older kids who will soon be old enough to drive. It’s a bad car, 500K miles, leaking oil .. but it’s good for a couple more years.

“Hey, Barack, here are the keys …”

“Hey, Kamala, I snuck you in too …” (these are multi-level mind fucks)

Death and optimists …

“Optimists die happy, pessimists die true.” – Dr. Freckles

My Uncle Bob died of COVID …

ALSO:

If you’re some fucker spreading “my uncle died of covid” stories? – WE HAVE NO EARTHLY WAY OF VERIFYING THIS. It’s like old Uncle Bob’s “bigfoot stories”. But interestingly enough: people rarely commit suicide or lose their business over bigfoot stories.
FUCK YOU ASS!

Long Hot Summer (Part 2)

Methane bomb is a fuzzy event. You would want a tuneable or adjustable PSYOP to cover it up. It will cause OZONE HOLES, so you would need to move the lockdowns around, like some “Moveable Feast”, first here, then there … And, best of all? – radiation poisoning from UV-C and X-Rays can look a lot like the flu, the flu that killed you. When I saw the old people videos from Wuhan, in Jan 2020? – my first thought was: radiation poisoning.

But I think “they” expected it last summer … I don’t think they expected the “monkey herpes” or “hobo les mis” to go into a second season.

Firestorm: “I love this forest, but you looking good girl …”

San Francisco: “What do you mean?”

Firestorm: “You so fat and tender … you got all that oil and poop’y fats in your sewers … and I eat almost EVERYTHING I CAN at 1,000 plus degrees ..”

San Francisco: “You hot!”

Vegas / LA: die of thirst

San Francisco (so many fat vegans): dies of firestorm, jumping from CA forest (firestorms are their own weather systems, did you know this ASS?)

SEATTLE: might get a blast of “dying sea syndrome”, and a load of poisonous gas … hold your breath. I hope you can hold your breath for several hours, or days.

And if you’re some fucking dumbass that believes the WTC-7 story? DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE BE CYNICAL ON “FIRESTORM IN SAN FRANCISCO” … (way more likely than “plastic and paper” caused WTC-7 to collapse symmetrically into its foundation … dumbass)

Plagues and Pandemics and Subjectivity …

“Actual worldwide plagues don’t require third party verification.” – Dr. Freckles

Lucky …

“Everyone is lucky, and then they find out.” – Dr. Freckles

btw: everyone is lucky till they’re not and success breeds delusion

Amber alert …

An AMBER ALERT on your smart-device in 2023: “YOU CAN NOW EAT YOUR KIDS!”

  1. 1990’s Parents: “I drug my kids, but at least I don’t suffocate them.”
  2. 2020 Parents: “I suffocate my kids (masks), but I don’t eat them.”
  3. 2022 Parents: “I eat my kids, but I don’t eat the dog …. no … gotta have line …”
  4. 2023 Parents: “Beans … you looking good … fit … come over here …”

Anarchists quoting the government …

“I am amazed, to this day, when I see an anarchist reporting a government determined ‘fact’.” – Dr. Freckles

Hallucination …

“It’s not an economy, it’s a hallucination.” – Dr. Freckles

Susan Wojcicki …

The Flag …

what do they all stand for?

  1. poop
  2. anus poop
  3. bloody taco
  4. sideways Susan
  5. trickledown theory
  6. cumulous suck
  7. yellow jello
  8. furry tiramisu
  9. kept monkey whore
  10. dungis
  11. anal blinktus
  12. twinks
  13. lesbos
  14. sons of snakehead
  15. jergin dukes
  16. wedding stew
  17. mask wearers

Scheduling …

“Scheduling is a bitch named Nora, and she doesn’t shave her legs.” – Dr. Freckles

What do I know?

“What do I know? – I’m a drifter-hobo living in sector-4 of the Hooker-Galaxy … how do I know? – look around bro.” – Dr. Freckles

Tigers and sheep …

“They love to convince the tigers to be sheep … but we are tigers.” – Dr. Freckles

PSR #26: intermission, BEFORE ACT 3 …

Woodland adventure …

Link: https://dfgtc.org/iglooluau/?p=6872

Muh roads …

“The history of roads is a history of armies and slaves.” – Dr. Freckles

Intermission …

ACT 3:

  1. Boiling Seas
  2. Star Ship Jesus

The One Week Crack Up Bash …

  1. Markets, stocks and commodities, begin to simply “freeze” at some ridiculously high level.
  2. People rotate out of stocks and cash, and into cryptos.
  3. Cryptos, lacking capacity, begin to barf … so the “race to the exit” crowd moves on …
  4. The move on to precious metals, ammo, farm land, food, water, shelter …
  5. The dollar becomes worthless …

I’m thinking this could happen in about a week.

Schrodinger’s Economy … is it worth ZERO or INFINITY?

Hanlon’s Razor, once again …

“Hanlon’s Razor: a non sequitur, masquerading as wisdom.” – Dr. Freckles

Why suspect evil intent, when it could be …

  1. Autism
  2. big foot
  3. loch ness monster
  4. Champy
  5. Women
  6. Martian Hooker Women
  7. Nanites
  8. The Mayor of WA DC
  9. Herpes
  10. Methane Bomb
  11. Boomer or Beans

Fear or Freedom …

“Your fear or your freedom: you can keep only one.” – Dr. Freckles

SUCH AN OUTRAGE!

Monkey Herpes Continues …

Link: https://www.reviewjournal.com/local/henderson/henderson-man-surgical-assistant-dies-from-covid-complications-2364169/

New scarier covid …

https://www.forbesindia.com/article/news-by-numbers/what-is-mucormycosis-or-black-fungus/67873/1

Special names …

Link: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jun/01/covid-19-variants-to-be-given-greek-alphabet-names-to-avoid-stigma

Better:

  1. No’cumb-8
  2. Slinktus
  3. Torumel
  4. Dungis
  5. Boob-fragia
  6. Skankor
  7. Nibbliz’ly
  8. Doorg
  9. Toovis
  10. Beans
  11. Boomer