I lost 95 cats on NOOM …

“I lost 95 cats on NOOM …”

When will I know who I am?

“A young person says: ‘Mr. Man, I don’t know who I am …’ … and I SCREAM BACK: ‘THAT FEELING?!? HOLD ON TO IT … FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!” – Dr. Freckles

The Internet …

“THE WWW: So you can believe more nonsense than at any other point in history!” – Dr. Freckles

If the world is ending …

“DOOMSDAY” show I’ve been watching …

  • black holes
  • asteroids
  • super volcanoes
  • aliens
  • aliens give us space crabs
  • rogue planets

But what do?

You could help people at the end … hand out water bottles. Feed the hungry during the last 12 hours … be with family and friends and poignantly await the end.

You could do lots of cocaine and hookers …

You could go on a rampage, and strike out randomly, in madness, against those around you.

What do?


  • news articles on this are being buried
  • there are no-fly zones around the Gakona, AK, base

This is what a neo-Stalinist hell-hole …

What do you think about the boiling water reactors, on the east coast?

Subway tuna DNA …



“I used to make a lot of money selling cats to Campbell’s Soup Company.” – Dr. Freckles



Attitude and endeavor …

“Start running, and let your feet and your attitude catch up.” – Dr. Freckles


Some good rules:

  1. Everything could be ironic.
  2. Nothing is literal.
  3. Look for the lies, not the “truth”.
  4. Develop lists of stories that contradict each other.
  5. Look for official “cover your ass” stories: like digging deeper on “clathrate gun” related topics.

Connecting some lies …

  1. Dead Bird Stories
  2. Wonky Miami Condo
  3. Drought – a little rain doesn’t change it, it’s a deficit
  4. Weird Explosion off Florida Coast (Wonky Miami Condo related?)
  5. American Airlines flight cancellations
  6. HAARP air corridor changes, busting methane, and the heat dome

More lawyers …

“More lawyers, less freedom.” – Dr. Freckles

Predators and OCD …

“Every predator has OCD.” – Dr. Freckles

“Did something just move over there?” – Predator

Government Debt …

people think “government debt” is just the money they spent and could not fund … no

it’s all the STUPID FUCKING SHIT you and I will have to FIX once they get the fuck out of the way …

(they broke a lot of “windows” so to speak)

“If the government is blaming you for something? – it’s probably something they broke.” – Dr. Freckles

Dr. Sommersprossen, the blue pill and printing money …

“Geld zu drucken ist wie die ‘blaue Pille’. Es funktioniert, bis man einen Herzinfarkt hat.” – Dr. Sommersprossen

Meager optimism …

It’s weird to go from:

Seattle: “I’ll be dead in 2 months.”


Rural Utah: “I might be alive a couple more years …”

It may seem like meager optimism to you, it’s a lot to me.

Don’t poison your neighbors …

“If I can’t build without poisoning my neighbors? – then I’ll build something else.” – Dr. Freckles

Technology can never fail PLUS Hanlon’s Razor == LOGIC ERROR

another reason to call bullshit on Hanlon’s Razor: It’s applied so specially … – if it’s government officials dealing with monkey herpes: it’s Hanlon’s Razor – if it’s the failure of logistics, power, comms: it must be hackers (see how this fucking nonsense works?)

Ma …

when I lived in the south, I always marveled at folks saying “ma” to just about every older woman … (but maybe, that’s because no one is too sure …)

Perfection …

“Perfection is for chumps.” – Dr. Freckles

Prussian, Napoleon, and TEAMWORK …

“Communism is bullshit. But teamwork? – that’s no fucking joke.” – Dr. Freckles

Social media is Suicidal Media …

  1. what about shut-ins Dan, and the depressed: 2012 and my sister
  2. what about connecting with people: the Goat King
  3. what about learning/sharing: massive TL manipulation and censorship

If you think “twitter” is more important to you than the people that live in walking distance from you? (then you are about to have a rude awakening soon)

Please check out my YouTube channel, maybe you’ll get it:


Graceful Degradation …

Societies that are built like overly engineered neo-Stalinist Rube Goldberg hell-hole devices do NOT “degrade gracefully” … SO FUCKING SORRY NO ONE TOLD YOU THIS …



Government …

“Government: a psyop since 3,000 YEARS BC …” – Dr. Freckles

“If government tells you something, they might be telling the truth. But, if they are telling you the truth, it’s because they want to perpetuate a greater lie.” – Dr. Freckles

Robot Apocalypse

“Robot Apocalypse: hallucinatory wishful thinking in a nightmare state, masquerading as futurism.” – Dr. Freckles

People need to believe in super-tech, even if their fears give rise to “super-tech end of the world” scenarios.

People want to believe the electricity will never go out … they’d rather worship at the altar of MONKEY HERPES COVID than open their eyes and see the truth

People believe: magical moving impossible to stop “monkey herpes”

People believe: race war

People believe: Russia/China/Iran Evil

People believe: Israel GOOD

… but people can’t believe: THE ELECTRICITY WILL STOP ONE DAY …

(can’t believe that)

Octopussy …

“The movie OCTOPUSSY was a real childhood disappointment … I expected the Bond villain would be a woman, with 8 vaginas.” – Dr. Freckles

Knives …

“You can never have too many knives.” – Dr. Freckles

A dude in Japan …

Some dude in Japan is making knives …

Very artisanal, below cost sales …

He wants you to buy his sharp knives …

He is the KNIFEMAN …

War and self defense …

“There is NO contradiction between being opposed to war, and in support of self defense. These are corollaries.” – Dr. Freckles

UI Sells, Data Management keeps the bank happy …

“User interface sells the app, data management is how you don’t go broke.” – Dr. Freckles

Cartoons and Autism and Racism …

“Cartoonist: a kind of autist, not artist …” – Dr. Freckles

Great ART …

Great ART generates ART:

Lovecraft … not well known among the hoi polloi …

… but a LOT of what they see in Horror/SyFy is because of him.

Cargo-prophets and Scientists …

“People want cargo-prophets, not scientists.” – Dr. Freckles

Sovietology …

stop: tracking the shit they tell you

start: tracking their lies

That’s not MAYO …



The latest KETO SAFE refrigerated condiment … Next year?

“That’s NOT Mayo: Ocean Flavor …”

(ground up freeze dried genital crabs in each bite)

Growth …

“Focusing on ‘growth’ as a metric is the same as idolizing cancer.” – Dr. Freckles

The Boy Who Cried Toilet Paper Shortage …

You ever think the “toilet paper shortage” psyop was mainly a “boy who cried wolf” limited hang out to make you skeptical of coming food shortages?

How did it happen …

“How did it all turn to shit? – slowly … then FUCK … WHAT WAS THAT?!?” – Dr. Freckles



Keys to the Car …

Imagine you owned a car, and had two older kids who will soon be old enough to drive. It’s a bad car, 500K miles, leaking oil .. but it’s good for a couple more years.

“Hey, Barack, here are the keys …”

“Hey, Kamala, I snuck you in too …” (these are multi-level mind fucks)

Death and optimists …

“Optimists die happy, pessimists die true.” – Dr. Freckles

My Uncle Bob died of COVID …


If you’re some fucker spreading “my uncle died of covid” stories? – WE HAVE NO EARTHLY WAY OF VERIFYING THIS. It’s like old Uncle Bob’s “bigfoot stories”. But interestingly enough: people rarely commit suicide or lose their business over bigfoot stories.

Long Hot Summer (Part 2)

Methane bomb is a fuzzy event. You would want a tuneable or adjustable PSYOP to cover it up. It will cause OZONE HOLES, so you would need to move the lockdowns around, like some “Moveable Feast”, first here, then there … And, best of all? – radiation poisoning from UV-C and X-Rays can look a lot like the flu, the flu that killed you. When I saw the old people videos from Wuhan, in Jan 2020? – my first thought was: radiation poisoning.

But I think “they” expected it last summer … I don’t think they expected the “monkey herpes” or “hobo les mis” to go into a second season.

Firestorm: “I love this forest, but you looking good girl …”

San Francisco: “What do you mean?”

Firestorm: “You so fat and tender … you got all that oil and poop’y fats in your sewers … and I eat almost EVERYTHING I CAN at 1,000 plus degrees ..”

San Francisco: “You hot!”

Vegas / LA: die of thirst

San Francisco (so many fat vegans): dies of firestorm, jumping from CA forest (firestorms are their own weather systems, did you know this ASS?)

SEATTLE: might get a blast of “dying sea syndrome”, and a load of poisonous gas … hold your breath. I hope you can hold your breath for several hours, or days.

And if you’re some fucking dumbass that believes the WTC-7 story? DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE BE CYNICAL ON “FIRESTORM IN SAN FRANCISCO” … (way more likely than “plastic and paper” caused WTC-7 to collapse symmetrically into its foundation … dumbass)

Plagues and Pandemics and Subjectivity …

“Actual worldwide plagues don’t require third party verification.” – Dr. Freckles

Lucky …

“Everyone is lucky, and then they find out.” – Dr. Freckles

btw: everyone is lucky till they’re not and success breeds delusion

Amber alert …

An AMBER ALERT on your smart-device in 2023: “YOU CAN NOW EAT YOUR KIDS!”

  1. 1990’s Parents: “I drug my kids, but at least I don’t suffocate them.”
  2. 2020 Parents: “I suffocate my kids (masks), but I don’t eat them.”
  3. 2022 Parents: “I eat my kids, but I don’t eat the dog …. no … gotta have line …”
  4. 2023 Parents: “Beans … you looking good … fit … come over here …”

Anarchists quoting the government …

“I am amazed, to this day, when I see an anarchist reporting a government determined ‘fact’.” – Dr. Freckles

Hallucination …

“It’s not an economy, it’s a hallucination.” – Dr. Freckles

Susan Wojcicki …

The Flag …

what do they all stand for?

  1. poop
  2. anus poop
  3. bloody taco
  4. sideways Susan
  5. trickledown theory
  6. cumulous suck
  7. yellow jello
  8. furry tiramisu
  9. kept monkey whore
  10. dungis
  11. anal blinktus
  12. twinks
  13. lesbos
  14. sons of snakehead
  15. jergin dukes
  16. wedding stew
  17. mask wearers

Scheduling …

“Scheduling is a bitch named Nora, and she doesn’t shave her legs.” – Dr. Freckles

What do I know?

“What do I know? – I’m a drifter-hobo living in sector-4 of the Hooker-Galaxy … how do I know? – look around bro.” – Dr. Freckles

Tigers and sheep …

“They love to convince the tigers to be sheep … but we are tigers.” – Dr. Freckles