LSR Notes: 12/31/20

  1. a) Free societies don’t have “reset buttons”. b) Humpty Dumpty ALSO does not have a reset button. c) Perpetual motion machines don’t exist. (I wonder how much more of this I need to say) Not surprising that crypto-cultists push the “reset mythology”. (at least they will have electricity, on the death star, so they can mine shit coins)
  2. “Why would God let this happen?” (that’s a really stupid fucking question) (most of the shit? – people work) (that free will he gave you? – also rope to hang yourself with) Let’s make a resolution and STOP blaming God for stupid shit WE FUCKING DO! (let’s do that)
  3. Here is the feature of my typical @YouTube troll: 1. non-descript account 2. stupid name beyond belief 3. comments that are randomly contradictory 4. NEVER DONATE (they don’t donate shit …) I listen to my customers … so sorry Neo-Stalinist YouTube … you dipshits.
  4. … if I had a mansion … … with an automated gate, and intercom … I would close loop the intercom at the gate, every time they spoke, there would be a short delay, and then they would hear my recorded voice saying “fuck you” … if I had a mansion …
  5. “My name is Scott BLAH BLAH … this is my wife PETUNIA … I help get water to people in a video commercial to convince you that shit like this solves problems so you stay seated on your ass and do nothing, for helping people … for love … call me Scott Psyop.” – Water Dude
  6. the tweet concerning Tom Hanks and the movie “Ring My Bell” – the story of a vaccine injured hero – likely triggered a Hollywood movie-gen algorithm … A self-created prophecy of self-fulfilling info magic …
  7. Minarchism: the theory that IF we can keep the “crocodile” (read: the state) on a diet, it will only do the basic shit we want and nothing else. Problem is? – you will then see it for what it is … a training wheel … unnecessary, irrelevant … and it will cease to exist.
  8. America: the writing is terrible, but the special effects are great …
  9. Here’s what we do in 2021 … a) Reject FEAR, b) Accept Jesus
  10. a fellowship offering is an Honor to God. please, especially if you’re still young: go out and LIVE TONIGHT! PARTY AND DANCE AND DO SO WITHOUT FEAR OR MASKS! BE HUMAN AND BE KIND! If you’re an Atheist you’ll have fun. If you’re a Christian, you’ll be worshiping Jesus.
  11. “The hookers did it all in one night.” – Dick’ns

LSR Notes: 12/30/20

  1. I remember back in 2012 folks saying … “come to Zero Hedge … so much better than Market Watch” … which at the time made sense … now? … Now it’s the same shit.
  2. Colorado gas outage “caused by vandals” … meh … or our system is doing what other crooked systems do at the end: blame “terrorists” for systemic collapse
  3. … because the COVID bullshit? – the CORVIDS will RISE!
  4. How do I know people might be so stupid they are doomed? (people are STILL talking about Black Lives Matter and Antifa like they are “real” things …” They are as real as JRTC. They are as real as the OPFOR I played in the 90’s during military exercises … (that real)
  5. the nonsense is increasing … they are REALLY trying to run down the clock … but to what?What happens when the time is up? When the last time out has been used up? (I think we’re going to find out soon)
  6. United States of America: a multi-level mind-fuck and pyramid scheme.
  7. If there is a NUMBER in the trailing characters of your TWITTER ID? That is ONE FACTOR in determining you are a bullshit account. If you furthermore beg for followers 30 seconds after following me? – that is another factor. Not a guarantee – but a factor. There are some VERY advanced troll accounts … “Angry Okinawan” is one … “Jesse the Punk” (telling us to get the vaccine even though she’s an anarchist) is another … probably … they get deleted, they pop up again … they have these weird rebirth narratives … maybe they’re real … but unlikely.
  8. Troll properties: 1. trailing numeric values in ID. 2. begs for followers. 3. more retweets and likes than anything else. 4. passive aggressive conflict models. 5. will claim to “not have a good phone” – and when you do talk to them, finally? – it sounds like they’re BS. 6. follow patterns of checking in – you can track this …
  9. In Search Of: “This series presents information … that is mostly bullshit … but we hired Leonard Nimoy and we have really spooky fucking music playing … in the background …”
  10. My weird theory of the NOW, temporal editing and the Mandela Effect …
  11. “I am a cocaine hero in a hooker-world …” – Colby Jack
  12. From a listener: “No, I never had a cat eaten by coyotes. But, I am pretty sure the Chihuahua I had was eaten by some. That dog never did like me. One day while outside, Chihuahua looked at me with hate in its eyes then turned and walked across the road towards the cattle ranch south of our place. I hollered out its name and tried to coax it to come back. But it only shook its head and quickly disappeared into the thick grass of its newfound home. Later that night I heard the coyotes howling their contentment at having a new friend for dinner.”
  13. based on the STACK of mail I got today? and the fact that some of the letters looked opened and resealed? (I think some lazy fed was reading my mail the last few weeks) THANKS FREE AMERICA! FUCK! (what would I DO without all this fucking freedom?)
  14. I like free markets … WHY? Because then stupid fucking questions like “give me your argument for or against Ethereum” are just irrelevant forms of mental masturbation. I wish we had free markets, and not this wretched neo-Stalinist dystopian cesspool shit-bird commie party.
  15. Recipe for DESTRUCTION! 1. one twisted tea … 2. one old RV … 3. some weird looking dude with weird looking vacant eyes. (recipe for obliteration)

FREEDOM AGENDA 21: Resolve To Grow Freedom & Weaken The Beast Through Agorism

“Resolve to serve no more and you are at once free.”

from 16th Century essay by Etienne de la Boetie, On Voluntary Servitude

Each of us can easily expand our fight for individual freedom in the new year. You can do many of the things shared below. In a nutshell, this includes anything, big or small, which weakens the state, its crony corporations or its global financial power-mad masters, altogether herein called, “the beast”. If we all resolve to do this, we will become freer, especially in our own lives.

Whenever you buy or sell something, first consider doing so in the real free-market, also known as the Agora. Every time you avoid feeding or obeying the beast, without harming any individual, you’re an agorist. Going forward, let’s all do much more for our freedom, in as many of the ways described below as possible, and beyond.

Near Your Home

Always eat, shop and hire services at locally owned businesses, avoiding big corporations and their franchises. Pay with cash, silver or some other non-banking system method. Talk to the owner about accepting other payments. Ask if they need help getting set up with crypto and do what you can to help.

Support and get to know people selling at road side markets, garage sales, etc. They’re probably avoiding taxes and should be encouraged to continue starving the beast. Talk about what each of you have to trade and what kind of non-banking system payments you each use. Discuss barter possibilities. Maybe you can start them toward crypto or help their understanding of the importance of silver as real money.

Find things you need locally on, especially from those who accept crypto. Buy arms and ammo from individuals on to avoid registration, regulations and taxes.

Also, sell things you no longer need in these ways, or gift them to the needy. This expands the agora and reduces sales of large corporations. For larger items, like a house, learn how to sell it yourself and offer a discount based on the portion of payment outside the banking system, like gold verified as real.

Create an agorist market for your locale. Find a property you can use for a day or two, either with owner permission or temporarily homestead stolen property claimed by government or a bank, preferably with someplace nearby to go potty. You could get a port-a-potty and ask for donations. Get the word out to your community, preferably with nobody in charge. Then, if a state tax thief shows up, nobody is who they can talk to about their BS. If it goes well at that location, do it again, possibly on a regular schedule. Otherwise find a new spot, maybe every time, or even flash markets. Whatever you do, don’t be deterred from making your agorist market happen.

Start your own small business, avoiding involvement with government and the banking system. Determine what you can profitably make, trade or provide. If you have a job which deducts taxes, start a side gig which might eventually free you from being a tax slave. There are a multitude of possibilities. Consider what you like to do that could be profitable, plus make you happy, which is the most important thing of all. Divert time away from non-productive things toward finding opportunity.

If you already have a business, start accepting more non-banking system forms of payment like silver, crypto and barter. Offer discounts for non-bank payments as encouragement. If you sell your services for bank payments, resulting in IRS 1099 forms, offer a discount in exchange for no 1099 reporting, so you both come out ahead. It’s even better if they can somehow otherwise claim the expense below the 1099 limit. Some people provide receipts from various business names to support both parties’ objectives. Given a choice between IRS reported income, or a lower paying agorist opportunity, choose the latter which may actually pay you more in the end, plus starves the beast as a bonus. Over time, your goal may be achieved to become an entirely agorist business.

Avoid banking system debt. It feeds the beast even more than taxes, with high interest on totally counterfeit money (the fractional reserve requirement became 0% this year). If you need to borrow for an opportunity with a good return on investment, look for honest lenders or partners in the agora. It’s a growing thing.

Building on your own land can be a wonderful agorist endeavor for your individual freedom. It’s best to do this outside of any town, in places where there are no building or occupancy permit unjust laws. You can do it in a low cost, strong and very energy efficient manner which frees you from debt, regulations and most taxes. The author has studied just about every building method and the best way to do this, by far, is with AirCrete. An excellent comprehensive resource for how to build your own is the video course at which costs only $70. These are not necessarily tiny, with a two story 30-foot dome having over 1100 feet of livings space. Things you can do to further improve efficiency are: arctic rated windows, provide air through a duct to a wood stove and don’t use flooring because it insulates against the temperature of the earth which provides summer cooling. Collect and store rainwater to avoid the cost and permits of a well (remember, “unjust law”, like prohibiting rainwater collection, “is no law at all”). Use Vermicomposting with standard low-flow flush toilets which also provide nutrients and water for a deep mulch garden which requires little water and is easy to maintain, plus can avoid permits and fees ( If you build efficiently enough, totally off-grid solar power becomes feasible, avoiding easements and smart meters. Consider nickle-iron (Iron Edison) batteries for your solar which can last a lifetime, making the added cost an excellent investment. If you build totally out of view of the road and keep a gate closed at all times, starting before construction, you can avoid tax assessors and only pay raw land valued property taxes. After you learn to do some or all of this, you can even turn it into an agorist business, doing so for others.

Learn how to use crypto with privacy, making it virtually impossible for the beast to track and tax your transactions. The first step is learning about KYC (know your customer) requirements for personal information which a large majority of crypto financial services conform with. Then, avoid all those services and find others who don’t require KYC. They are out there, requiring only an email address to set up, which can be a single use one only accessed on a secure PC from Protonmail, Tutanota or others which require no identification. Keep your primary crypto wallet addresses on your own devices completely separate from your identity, not using 2-factor authorization to a phone or email associated with you. Trading with individuals in person, exchanging crypto for cash or other cryptos, is excellent for privacy. Then start using the only privacy cryptocurrencies which obscure your identity by default, ARRR (PirateChain) and XMR (Monero). Transferring non-privacy crypto, with non-KYC exchanges or individuals, through a privacy crypto, will let you safely move in and out of wallets associated with you. Continue to learn more about maintaining private communications, possibly with a separate encrypted Linux PC or a bootable privacy USB stick for your most sensitive things, and apply that to how you use crypto too.

Get your savings out of the banking system and Wall Street while you still can, especially IRAs, 401Ks, and any other pension funds. It’s at considerable risk there and directly feeds the beast. All states eventually confiscate retirement funds by forcing purchase of their debt, when nobody else is willing to buy it, on its way to becoming worthless. The 2011 Cyprus “bail-in” confiscated deposits from bank accounts, setting a precedent which can now happen anywhere, regardless of FDIC “insurance”. Cash is also risky and can become worthless overnight, when the state changes the money to go more cashless, as India did, and then requires proof of it being “legal” to convert. Far safer investments are productive or useful physical things in your physical possession which have historically held value, especially in SHTF situations, like: silver, gold, guns, ammo, dried foods, etc. Self-directed IRAs and 401Ks are allowed to invest in gold and silver, and these items may be stored in safes in the home of the individual, which is far better than having digital money stored with TIAA CREF or the like. A good further diversification would be the best privacy cryptocurrencies, or Bitcoin (BTC) bought using them without any KYC, in a wallet on your device protected from any association with you. Remember, crypto may become unavailable when internet isn’t available. So, hold other things too.

Invest in yourself. Learn skills needed to prosper in the agora. Convert unproductive time to good use. Grow a food garden and explore permaculture, which you can even do this in national forests and some state parks. Raise and process your own meat. Become a beekeeper. Determine what you can forage, catch or hunt nearby. Preserve food. Be your own plumber or electrician. Design and print 3-D items. Do carpentry, metalworking, locksmithing, ammo reloading or gunsmithing for example. Teaching skills is another opportunity. Diversify your skills. If it interests you and can help your finances or self-sufficiency, learn to do it and then maybe turn it into an agorist venture.

Beyond the obvious, interactions you have with fellow agorists create other possibilities. When you meet people, take the time to visit and get to know each other’s offerings, skills and needs. They probably don’t even realize they’re an agorist, fighting for our freedom. Also, learn about other agorists from them. This networking will grow your circle of opportunities and support. Promote use of Cell411 to provide mutual support when needed and enhance the sense of community. If you decide to form groups of kindred spirits, consider the Freedom Cells approach and encourage others to do the same. A growing decentralized network of cells makes it easier for people to prosper and envision life without the beast.

Out of Your Area

Whenever you travel, watch for the opportunities described above. Wherever you are, support the local agora.

Freedom festivals with agorist markets are great, inspirational opportunities. A gathering of people who understand and abide by the non-aggression principle, with spontaneous order allowed to prevail, is an amazing experience. A list of these festivals is included at Agorist.Market/Categories/Markets.html, including: ForkFest/PorcFest, MidFest, Jackalope Freedom Festival and others.

Freedom communities are a growing thing. Perhaps the best known is the Free State Project in New Hampshire ( A vacation there will immerse you in the largest concentrated agorist community in what is currently known as United States. Others are emerging, like VALIANT in the western Ozarks, and should be sought out for their agorist opportunities and possibly a new place to live.

Agorist.Market , Connecting Counter-Economy Buyers With Sellers, is a project which took off on Black Market Friday. You’ll find many agorist sellers and providers there, plus links to other such sites. If you have continuous agorist offerings, you can list there for free. It’s now expanded with the new ShopAgorist feature for listings of limited time or availability, like CraigsList, for agorists. After agorists are connected, they deal directly, with nobody in the middle, as it should be. AgoristMarket has a discussion group on Telegram to learn more. For maximum visitor security, Agorist.Market has no script, cookies/tracking or even the ability to detect your device. So, you may need to turn your phone sideways for proper viewing.

Resolve To Be Free

In the new year, let’s all resolve to use agorism much more in our fight for freedom. Dive in as deep as you can, locally and beyond. We have the numbers to seriously begin weakening the beast and become unstoppably free. To make it happen, every one of us is important. Please, begin taking more action, today!

Together, let’s grow our freedom, and more importantly, that of our children.

By Mike Swatek on 29 December 2020Thanks to Jim Davidson and Lisa Bowman for their editing support

Republication: You can’t own an idea. The author believes that intellectual property “law” has done more to retard human progress, overall, than anything else the state has ever done. It’s antithetical to the natural freedom of ideas and the agora. Therefore, the content of this article is yours to use as you see fit, for our freedom. Credit back to wherever you found it would be appreciated.

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LSR Notes: 12/29/20

  1. $2000 … a) 10 grams of cocaine. b) A hooker for a night … but no … now we are back to $600 in cocaine and hookers … the rest goes to the banks and the high-level hooker army group leaders in sector 5 and 7 … all genital crab banks will receive maximum fundage to treat their genital crabs.
  2. … I saw another small business shutting down today. They PLASTERED their windows with “Black Lives Matter” posters, thinking this would protect them. But they just didn’t understand: it was never about “black people”, it was about communism and control. (doomed by stupidity)
  3. I said this before, I will keep repeating it: People will give up food, water, shelter, sleep and their children before they give up their flawed paradigm. (not all people) (not indefinitely) (but most people, most of the time) “Dan, how DARE reality question my beliefs?”
  4. “When you vote? – you are asking to be strangled, a plastic bag taped over your head …” – Dr. Freckles
  5. The NAZIs? They went after the homeless, the addicts, the old people, the sick and impaired and the FREAKS … FIRST … Because people were like: well … they’re just trash. (bear in mind: you might become tomorrow’s trash) …. I’m first wave trash. … that’s why I just want my cocaine and hooker money … and then they can do their whole “Burgess Meredith obsolete” bullshit on me, I know I’m first wave trash …
  6. “… Gavin?” “Yeah … what?” “I just read this thing on the web … we can weld the doors shut …” “Fuck …. now get your finger out of my ass …” “Ok …” (Gavin ponders the finger in his butt, and the idea of welding in the scronto freaks of California …)
  7. Here is the script for the “Soccer Stadium” phase: 1. First wave trash: elderly, impaired, addicts, criminals, homeless people 2. Second wave trash: anarchists … 3. Third wave trash: everyone else … except the ones running the garbage truck. Maybe I am second wave trash …
  8. I suffer from vromulack … with scorzee’s syndrome and transdermal retrovitus …


These are a mixture of comedy, tragedy, funny, farce, sarcasm and real intuition. Please, don’t take them too seriously … Please, be happy while you’re still alive.

A podcast will accompany this … probably do it tomorrow or WED … fuck.

Getting ready for my predictions episode podcast … (need to make grimulack first, so as to call forth the spirits of glimmpf)

“… he had claimed to have provisioned an abandoned mine shaft with food and liquor in case of an eruption …” –

  1. Haglamite Witch Wars: Among the tryptic beasts of Mt. Ivory, where the nonsense wolves raise ire over new schemes to regulate the forest? To ensure that NO TREE GROWS TOO HIGH … in honor of RUSH. There will arise a great empress named U’ria … she will have yellow hair and greenish skin and large, very firm, breasts. She will form 7 tribes of witch maidens, each one responsible for a separate sect-oil-pool … a pool in which they bathe, naked, rubbing oils and greases on each other’s large knockers.
  2. Clathrate Gun and Final Stage Geoengineering: (don’t eat the snow), hot house Earth, gators in Seattle, and the Lex Luthor property investment scheme … … this also explains the COVID psyop … keeping roads clear … running down the clock shit (this isn’t like an asteroid where you can make precise predictions, more like an earthquake). It also means that people will start dropping dead from toxic shock. It’s possible that’s what really happened in WUHAN – a CCP solar radiation management and spraying event that put too much shit into the air column.
  3. ZOO MEAT ARBITRAGE: (new style Brazilian Steak Houses) … some time in early to mid 2021, many municipalities will be so terribly broke that no amount of magical money will keep protein at the store … and after people realize “printed food” was a movie, and not really a functional thing? – yeah … they’ll run out of frenchies first. Then comes Kentucky Fried Tiger … then comes “Woodland Park Zoo: Brazilian Style Steak House” … WHILE SUPPLIES LAST! “Mom?” “Yes boy-girl-zhe-unit?” “Can we get some Kentucky Fried Tiger?” “We sure can … we’ll get it on the way to picking up your dad from prison.” KFT: cuz it feels right … Panda Express? (you know what they’re serving in 2024)
  4. Food Shortages: wow, related to the “zoo meat arbitrage” …
  5. Soviet Union Style Collapse (nice thought): this is my most hopeful prediction … that we throw off the empire, the deep state, the lies, the corruption, the prisons and the wars, and we regain our freedom. I would settle for respecting the Bill of Rights again … I know this is NOT what will happen, but it’s what I pray happens … for the sake of America and for the sake of the world.
  6. Forced Vaccinations and violent response (from a year ago prediction): … and the response: first movers dilemma … and self defense actions by communities.
  7. Evictions will be as messy: or messier, than the forced vaccinations … at least as messy. The argument “private property” holds less water on the Death Star and given the REALLY CROOKED MONEY that has supplied the real estate world.
  8. Biden dies by April: President Harris picks Hillary Clinton as VP … I don’t know really who she’ll pick … but Biden is probably already in the Schrodinger’s Cat / Weekend at Bernie’s / RBG state already …
  9. CORVID WARS begin: … (Raven General TRUG begins his campaign in Toledo)
  10. The 10th Commie Hooker Army of Banker Lives Matter: will takeover all of Seattle (this relates to the ZOO MEAT opportunities)
  11. Lori Loughlin will make a Lifetime Movie, with Jussie Smollett: Jussie starring as a transsexual hooker named Roxie Anne … PRISON TEMPTATIONS: The Lori Loughlin Story …
  12. Jussie Smolett will appear on a multi-episode OPRAH series called: “REDEMPTION: Smolett and the scars of RACISM”
  13. Pope Francis will deny the divine inspiration, of any kind, in the Bible: … he will publish a new 5000 word pamphlet, to replace the Bible, titled: “Just do what the fuck you want to …” … but as encyclicals go, it will sound so much more authoritative in Latin prose.
  14. The Vaccine Injured will be celebrated as heroes: President Harris (or DR. JILL BIDEN’S HUSBAND) at the first state of the union: “Here are 5 great folks … they’d smile … if they could.” Tom Hanks will make a movie, for Christmas 2021 … “Ring My Bell …” the story of some dude with Bell’s Palsy … Heroes of the Soviet Union, all …”… his face was frozen, but his heart was not …” Ring My Bell – COMING for CHRISTMAS 2021 … Starring: Tom Hanks … I can’t wait to see that Tom Hank’s movie about vaccine heroes next Christmas … “Ring My Bell” The story of Carl Muxton … and ordinary trans-gendered-gay-lesbian-squaw-teacher from Philly … “I can’t move my face, but that doesn’t mean my heart is stone.” (so many tears)
  15. Ray Kurzweil is NOT and will never BE IMMORTAL: … way more likely he dies in 2021, than he ever becomes immortal … not saying he will die next year, just more likely than Ray living forever.
  16. A great truth will be revealed in the first 3 months of the year: I do not know what it is. It won’t be related to football or other mundane bullshit.
  17. Jane Goodall will begin performing marriage ceremonies: … for monkeys and apes.
  18. Black Lives Matter (aka Banker Lives Matter) will get more money than all the small businesses combined: … the ones that will cease to exist. Commies get the loot, freedom gets the boot.
  19. The SEAHAWKS will win the Super Bowl: 21 to 7 … this will not be happening … 🙁
  20. The rats that live on the roof of my building will do a “James and the Giant Peach” thingy: and build a balloon system and float me and others to safety … in Faerie Land … not far from Mel’s Hole … on Broadway in Seattle.
  21. By the end of 2021 – smart devices will begin carrying people: … and checking their people constantly.
  22. Shit breaking down … falling apart … a neo-Stalinist hell hole comes back to haunt us: … they will call it terrorism or vandalism … “vandals hit the gas line in Colorado” … sure … but it will really be the creeping disintegration of a multi level fear based pyramid scheme masquerading as a free republic.
  23. COZY WINTER: not dark winter … cozy … hot fresh cinnamon rolls instead of DOOM.
  24. One World Digital Currency, by September 2021 [added 1/7/21]: This prediction would be naturally opposed to others already listed. But this would also mean that only ONE crypto would be allowed and others would be harried, attacked, criminalized.