LSR Notes: 3/5/21

Scott Baio and the “secret inauguration” of Trump …

https://toofab.com/2021/03/05/scott-baio-vs-patton-oswalt-in-epic-twitter-battle/

I wanted to tell everyone:

I AM NOW THE SECRET PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES …

Attack squirrel … (different days of 2019)

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-man-denies-pet-methed-out-attack-squirrel-n1019386

Churches …

“More churches, not mega-churches.” – Dr. Freckles

Pope Francis is traveling to Uranus …

“Pope Francis is making his first trip to Uranus …”

(some altar boy who grew up: “no he’s not”)

Positive side of the eagles …

I will say this:

Since the bald eagles started showing up?

(the pitter patter of little rat feet on the roof has gone down)

(a lot)

Harambe saw it …

Harambe saw what was coming …

He saw his way “out” …

He took his shot …

(don’t fear the reaper)

Serial killers and cats …

“Most serial killers started out owning cats.” – Dr. Freckles

TOXIC POOP …

YouTube Commercial: “Did you know the average adult has 500 pounds of toxic poop in them?”

VAXXING HARAMBE …

https://www.businessinsider.com/gorilla-troop-san-diego-zoo-vaccinated-against-coronavirus-2021-3

Government forecasts …

“If the government tells you something will happen in 100 years? – this is what you can be sure of: a) it will never happen or b) it’s happening now.” – Dr. Freckles

LSR Notes: 3/4/21

Scarcity and Abundance …

In the history of mankind:

1. our alliance with dogs was about scarcity

2. our alliance with cats was about abundance

Viagra …

“Shove a hot pepper up your butt during sex, it’s a poor man’s Viagra.” – Dr. Freckles

Emperor …

“The Emperor has no clothes … because his clothes are stolen.” – Dr. Freckles

MANDINGO (1975)

Exercising …

“What are you doing Dan?”

“Exercising …”

“What kind?”

“Lifting weights …”

“How much?”

“About 12 ounces …”

Coyote …

“Hunt the coyote for its grinkus-oil, love the coyote for its ear-bacon.” – Dr. Freckles

Franco is still DEAD!

Don’t beat a dead cartoonist …

Living, dying, and neo-Stalinism …

“When you keep things from dying, you keep things from living.” – Dr. Freckles

When we keep industries alive, via state intervention, we harm the biome of creativity.

Smart Devices and Mind Control …

“I don’t know what I’d do without my smart device …”

This is the definition of learned helplessness …

This is also a good leverage point for mind control.

Brand new young Uighur heart …

Dying like a cowboy …

“I want to die the way every cowboy should die: alone, on the range, eaten by my own cattle …” – Dr. Freckles

Destroying things …

“At some point, you run out of things to destroy.” – Dr. Freckles

The new US caste system …

I am gelmut-klass third tier. I get to sleep in holes and eat mule pies and drink cockroach milk and work in the poison mines.

One day I will be allowed to die, and this is really great.

Sampling the anus … for covid …

IF they WANT an anal swab? – they should have to pay you money …

In Pioneer Square? – it’s $100 for an anal swab, another $50 if someone wants to watch …

“Hey baby, what you want?”

“We are from King County … we need an anal swab …”

“I don’t care where you from baby … it’s $100 for you … another $50 for your friends … EACH …”

Selling jabs …

I think I’m going to start making and selling vaccines … seems like a legit way to make BILLIONS …

Maybe I should just sell “jabs” …

“Hey man, you sell jabs?”

“Yeah man …”

“How much …”

“$50 man …”

“Here you go …”

(and then I wind up and punch the fucker right in the face)

Want to hear my next AMAZING business idea?

I go around, and break people’s windows …

You? – you come by the next day as a “window guy” and get paid to fix the windows …

(you give me a cut)

(everybody is happy)

Unseen Windows: you’ll be happy they’re new …

LSR Notes: 3/3/21

The racism of the cartoonist …

If you’re a cartoonist? Or any kind of artist? YOU SIMPLIFY LIFE and OFTEN WORK in stereotypes. Cartoonists will reflect the simple stereotypes of their times: racist, communist, whatever … So yeah: I’m not that surprised when OLD COMIC ARTISTS or cartoonists are racist.

Cartoonists so simplify human form, you kind of expect some racism, sexism, and other hang-ups to shine through.

A cartoon from which ALL RACISM or MICRO AGGRESSION were eliminated?

(that would be a boring ass cartoon of oval faced blank stare weirdos)

The TRIBE of voter-gatherers:

A freak zone tribe that lives in the swamp. Looks for other tribes to abuse. Convinces neighbors that they need roads and therefore should turn over their virgins. Masters of non sequitor and emotional appeal. Dumpster diving killers, Bald Eagle is their spirit creature.

They seek gumptis grease and dead things and old album covers depicting pain …

Their eyes are all crooked and their teeth are red and yellow and green and their butt exudes a gas that removes old paint …

They enjoy breeding french bulldogs and then eating them for protein …

They must be vanquished, like the land squid they are …

Microsoft DOS (Death Operating System) …

By all means … this is great.

“Nature envisioned without self-regulation is Satan’s dream.” – Dr. Freckles

nature self regulates …

generally speaking? – humans self regulate as well … NOTHING IN NATURE requires a “super powerful managing body”, and if it did? – it has one … God. But God is smart, and he designed this to be self-regulating … because he builds things right.

The desire to control everything is a god-delusion, and very common among the voter and vote gatherer tribes of the swamp country …

LSR Notes: 3/2/21

Joy Juice …

Get real: Tom Cruise was ALWAYS a deep fake …

Hope, nope …

“Instead of listening for hope, you heard ‘nope’ …” – Dr. Freckles

Texas/Mississippi: kind of optimistic?

https://www.fox4news.com/news/gov-abbott-ends-statewide-mask-mandate-reopens-all-businesses

Growth …

https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/about-68-gdp-forecast-remember-gdp-waste

SUV …

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9317541/At-12-people-dead-multiple-vehicle-crash-California.html

“What if all of Mexico piled into an SUV?” – Dr. Freckles

Love …

“Love is enough of a mess, I don’t need to get involved.” – Dr. Freckles

Dr. Seuss …

The CIA has a PEZ dispenser labeled “Trauma Monkeys”. These are like the “flying monkeys” from Wizard of Oz, but in this case they are psyops, trauma based mind control crap, and “Dr. Seuss is Razist” was next up …

(bottom of the barrel for psyops really)

You really think they “just found out”?

Somehow his involvement in WW2 propaganda was a secret?

His racist cartoons, a secret?

(not a secret to those promoting him)

(the same people that PROMOTED his writings?)

(these are the SAME PEOPLE denouncing him now …)

ARE WE FUCKING LEARNING YET?

– more trauma monkeys …

“Dr. Seuss Trauma Monkey”

(this was KNOWN for DECADES …)

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY HIDING?

(it ain’t the reset or just poisoning some folks)

(reset: already happened long ago)

(poisoning us: they’ve been there, done that)

NEWS FLASH … The war against Japan, during WW2, was pretty fucking racist. Yes – the propaganda, was fucking racist. Frank Capra? of “It’s a Wonderful Life”? – yeah, he made “Why We Fight” films where Japanese people are depicted in racist ways …

This is NOT news.

LSR Notes: 3/1/21

Ego tweets …

“All tweets are ego tweets …” – Dr. Freckles

1/3 of Fresh Water Fish … facing extinction …

https://krod.com/13-of-all-fresh-water-fish-threatened-by-extinction/

Madness …

“First you go crazy, then you go dead.” – Dr. Freckles

“Those whom the gods are about to destroy, they first make mad …”

more properly …

“Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad …”

Who knows who said it? – some reverend?

Not Euripides … fuck … who knows …

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whom_the_gods_would_destroy

Language …

“The devil is already here …”