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there are people selling dirt, on YouTube … They say it’s “for your gut” … But it’s probably plastic bits and broken glass and metal shavings … and this is ok?
Manson: “I told you …”
Guns and CIVIL WAR and SUPER RIGIDITY …
They collected all the guns in the UK … but did they?
They collected all the guns in Australia … but did they?
I think we’re going to find out pretty soon …
An acquaintance of mine told me 5 years ago that it was “no big deal” to get an AK-47 in Belfast .. “easy as fuck” …
Back in the early 60’s the CIA was like “fuck, missile gap” – this was bullshit …
Back in the mid 80’s the CIA was like “fuck, the USSR is going to be around for a long time” – it fell a few years later …
So FORGIVE ME if I don’t trust every statist narrative.
What if 1861/USA was a time of historical super rigidity – they system wasn’t stable, but it was so rigid it might not shift … to say “civil war”. Imagine if instead of “civil war” we’d had “civil cold war”?
(we have a CIVIL COLD WAR right now)
(this is also true)
Beautiful failure …
“Sometimes I can’t help but to look at the world and see beautiful FAILURE …” – Dr. Freckles
Maggie Q … “People always look at me …”
MQ: “And they wonder … is she gonna have a salad? … NO … I eat babies …”
105 year old beats covid! … and MONKEYS dance on MARS!
UNIBROW!
Orca whales gone MAD …
“One expert has suggested a harpoon strike by poachers has sparked ‘revenge attacks’ from a rogue orca pod.”
THEORY 1: methane gas plumes are filling the atmosphere with clouds of methane, and this change in atmospheric composition is impacting turbine performance – perhaps burning hotter.
BOEING ENGINE FAILURE THEORY 2: The planes flew through a heavy spraying of geo-engineering compounds, and this caused the catastrophic engine failures. Because this is classified (spraying), many pilots are unaware there would be a danger …
“it’s just clouds”
(no it’s not)
SG: Atlantis …
I know I’ve said this already:
But the more I watch Star Gate: Atlantis? The more I think it’s a meta-narrative about managing the long term consequences of herpes.
And then there’s Season 5, Episode 13 … where SG: Atlantis defends itself from the galactic busy-bodies … but aren’t they busy-bodies? (and the lawyer saves the day … fuck this)
THE FUTURE
My horrific visions of the future used to be crazy …
(they are slowly becoming banal)
Black facing? in STAR TREK … (Shatner …)
Bug and sawdust biscuits … coming SOON:
Remember when your mom used to make’m …
You can smell it, can’t you? The TASTE of IT …
It’s flavor town with new ZORDAN’S BUG AND SAWDUST BISCUITS …
(on sale at the Woodland Park Zoo’s Brazilian Steak House …)
The age of CREAGLES is coming … Once these city bald eagles start having sideways butt sex with the crows? Fuck … CREAGLES will be terrible … Imagine a crow as big as a bald eagle, but as smart as a crow, and it lives 5 times as long and works in teams …
Kid: “Pa … what’s that outside …”
Pa: “I dunno son …”
Ma: “Shit Sam, that’s the CREAGLES …”
Kid: “NO MA … NO!”
[switch to outside view: the family huddled in their condo, watching as CREAGLES poop on their TESLA, tip over their garbage, and eat their frenchie]
One day …
I hope kids taunt and scare each other with the story of the CREAGLES …
“WATCH OUT … CREAGLES gonna KILL YA …”
(kids will say to each other, in 2045)
(and some kids will be eaten by creagles … but not as many as in 2044)
The financial paroxysms …
… with every financial wave in the system now?
(people are being destroyed)
(this is HOW overly complex neo-Stalinist hell holes implode)
I just had this horrible thought that some army of freaks was going to break down my door and kill me. And then I realized I lived in Seattle … (and then I felt worse)
Covid-19
Covid-19: Total Bullshit, Total FEAR, Total WAR
Tidepod theory …
“General theory of Tidepods: anyone with sufficient charisma and authority can get some percentage of people to eat Tidepods.” – Dr. Freckles
Ferret Badger Race War!
More birds of prey in Little Saigon …
Another bald eagle in Little Saigon – if I’m seeing one? – there are probably more. First 2 years here? – no birds of prey … WHY?
BECAUSE THEY DON’T COME TO THE CITY UNLESS THEY ARE OUT OF FOOD …
Now I’m seeing them every day …
(not a good sign, in ecology terms)
Church …
If you are a “church” that whores after 501C3? Then yes … You are a “church” that exists because the IRS says you are a church.
(like Scientology – you know the freaks that got tax exempt status the same year WACO went up in flames …)
98% of humans …
YouTube looks like it’s taking down DANE!
Dane Wigington’s GEOENGINEERING WATCH YouTube channel looks like it was either hacked or is being taken down by YouTube … probably being taken down.